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You know, if I have enough bottomless mimosas,
If I know it, she'll know I know because she told me.
I've always wanted to see the country in a rolling toilet.
I brought you to the world's largest anniversary surprise.
[chuckles] Oh, I never told him. I lied my ass off, like a good wife.
Ooh!
Well, on my honeymoon, I saw the world's largest stuffed owl.
and drove us to our next campsite.
a nice bottle of wine and a couple of dead mice?
I got you!
Good thinking. I'll get her laptop, and we'll look at her browser history.
And I know where she keeps her diary.
First stop, world's largest Frito, huh?
Are you okay? I know RVs aren't really your thing.
-Okay, uh... -Ow.
One balloon ride and you're Antonio Banderas.
[laughs]
Some kind of animal ran off with our rib eyes.
but the one you just gave me is.
You said I should plan our anniversary
Once you're done digging,
Well, I could start the engine and turn on the AC,
So, uh, where are we headed?
It was either a bear or a large, naked, hairy person.
Uh, you know, Adam, this could be a lot of work for you.
Whatever it was, he knew what he was doing.
and then he panics and comes up with some weird idea.