Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Feeling depressed, Penny? Want to talk about it?
Feeling better?
Getting in touch with your anger?
I'm going to make you a star.
Aw, man, let's hide this time
You're suspended from the show today. Pack your things. Go home.
This Sunday - DC Artomatic
(DEE DEE SHARP'S "GRAVY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
Oh, Link, this is so romantic.
Broad daylight and I'm sitting in front of a TV.
(CHEERING)
Because without you
They found this dance was outta sight
Hey, let her go! Tracy!
This is Penny.
(ALL LAUGHING)
She could be one of The June Taylor Dancers.
Don't forget, I was Miss Soft Crab in 1945.
Yes, Daddy?
(AMBER SCREAMING)
Racially tense Tilted Acres amusement park...
(GROANS)
I went down the road The road was muddy
Fatty, fatty, 2-by-4, can't get through the dressing room door?
And each new day
No lip from you, Miss ingrate.
- Do the swim - Do the swim
It's Madison time, hit it
(ALL LAUGHING)
Well, life's too short
Thank you very much, Tammy.
(ALL CHEERING)
with Mr. Gene Pitney.
VELMA: That fat girl's no competition.
Don't push, please. Don't push. Settle down. It's hot. Please.
Police brutality! Police brutality!
NADINE: Yes, I've been on it a few times.
Could, uh, could you throw a pair of complimentary pettipants in the deal?
Here, you will be taught by specialists...
(CROWD CONTINUES BOOING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Bahh
Now let me tell you about Sally
TRACY: Will you hurry up?
TRACY: Come on, come on. PENNY: Okay, all right.
You can't tell what'll happen When they pass it around
You'll fall. You have heels on.
And you're too sweet
Oh, what...? Oh, wow. Let's talk it over.
And to top it off...
I'm his biggest fan.
ALL: The Corny Collins Show.
(MOUTHS) No, baby
or cousins or nieces or nephews and let those tykes rock'n 'roll on...
Are you aware Negro Day is the last Thursday of every month?
To the starry dynamo In the machinery of night
And hold it right there
We hold auditions for the Council tomorrow. Come down, strut your stuff.
Come on, Amber. Can't we just be friends?
With the Wilt Chamberlain hook
(THE DOVELLS' "DO THE NEW CONTINENTAL" PLAYING)
We have a difficult situation with the votes tabulation.
Sorry, Preteen Day is a white-only show. Negro Day is the end of the month.
- Goodbye, Mrs. Malinski. MALINSKI: Goodbye, Edna.
(GULPS)
Oh, yeah
That's why I would like to humbly state...
Mm, mm, mm.
(CROWD BOOING)
ALL: Tracy!
Baltimore is not ready for integrated dancing.
And oh, my darling
ALL: Yeah!
She's with agitators. I'm afraid demonstration's in the works.
- Yo, I'm talking to you. - Look, I have no...
Signed, "your number one fan in West Baltimore."
PENNY: Are you sure she's all right? - Yeah.
What's the problem, officer?
- Wow, you cats are real beatniks. - Just like New York.
Get yourself a limbo girl
TRACY: Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate!
All right, now. I want to introduce you to my main man.
LINK: It's not who wins. It's how you play the game.
She's takin' the floor
WOMAN: Wonderful to see you again. How are you doing?
Jack, be limber, Jack, be quick
Takes the place of you
Yes. Good bye.
Boot it girl till the early bright
Any words for your opponent who many feel was the more popular winner?
It's buggin' all the kids From coast to coast
- At Motormouth Maybelle - All soul review.
(SCREAMS)
(THE BRACELETS' "WADDLE, WADDLE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER)
Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can.
Well now, form a big line Do the Roach
Whoa! Whoa!
(ALL WHOOPING AND WHISTLING)
- Do the flea, now - Do the flea
(HORN HONKS)
- Look at her hair. - Aah!
Let's talk this over. We can discuss this.
I moved your picture
Come on. Get up. Get up.
And that title wasn't handed to me on a silver platter. I worked for it.
Well, Corny, we'll be at the Parkville VFW.
(WILBUR & EDNA LAUGHING)
I was supposed to lead the ladies' choice.
(BEEPS)
(ALL CHEERING)