Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(DOOR BELLS JINGLE)
MAN: They'll be held at Montrose Reform School...
(SIGHS)
It's a real pleasure to be here today in the city of Baltimore...
(TIRES SCREECH)
The kids don't care if blacks dance on the show.
- Officer. - Yes, ma'am? Can I help you?
- What was that for? - Give you something to whine about.
Paula Welcom to the 6AS
A-hey-hey
Motormouth Maybelle is out there, and she's our friend.
(WOMEN SINGING)
"Please, have the new girl lead a ladies' choice."
WOMAN: And one and two and three and four.
I would have shown you How to do it right
Come on, baby My turn's long due
(ALL LAUGHING)
He founded the Maryland colony for Catholics...
And please, when I go out with you
just to see me, the big mamma jamma.
Let's go. And one and two and three...
Don't worry. Seaweed gave me the directions.
at this wonderful auto show. Thank you very much.
If you should lose me
I'll get the fat retard.
Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader.
Stinky, stinky, stombo...
Amber Von Tussle and the Roach.
When I'm high, I am Odetta.
Each and every one of those.
president of WZZT studios, ladies and gentlemen.
PRUDENCE: Penny!
Now gee Yeah, yeah, little baby
That's enough, Amber.
She's a-really tough
I love them tender, Tracy and Fender.
Yeah, let's twist again Like we did last year
Marián Fest
Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome to The Corny Collins Show.
Gene Pitney, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, God, Mother.
Come on, everybody Dig this dance I'm gonna put down
Did you take that appetite suppressant I gave you on Dr. McKenzie's orders?
Ooh, wee, tiddley papa, I am a whopper.
(FIRECRACKER EXPLODES AND CROWD SCREAMS)
And Tracy, you keep this up and you just may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963.
He'll love it. You look beautiful. It's the new you.
She's prettier than Elizabeth Taylor.
I've never been to North Avenue.
but let's check the election results to see how you're doing.
This is show business, young lady.
(IN UNISON) Segregation forever.
Oh, my God. She's all peroxided up.
It's raining
Daylight's a-comin' And he wanna go home
Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house of fashion for the ample woman.
Truly
Starving, hysterical, naked Dragging themselves...
I know you were snatched, Penny, and I've come to save you.
Tammy, bring on the applause meter.
Let's have a ball at the hall tonight
Let's have a warm welcome, come on, for the Lafayettes.
Hey, come on everybody And do the fly with me
I don't know about you, but I feel like dancing.
Come on.
With a triple process, yet.
Here, we cater to big-boned gals like yourself who are stylish...
Penny! Hurry up. Hurry up.
- Let us in. SEAWEED: Can we come in?
Gonna see little Suzie Who lives next door
- Is it the twist? - Un-un!
Somehow it seems better When you do it alone
Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor. Here comes the hottest tune of the day.
Tracy!
Again I love you
Give me gravy You're the greatest
Oh, Mother, you're so '50s.
(TRACY SCREAMS)
(ALL CHATTERING)
Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate!
- I'm tired. - One, two, cha-cha-cha.
If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat
She better hadn't dare.
Yes, all right!
No, it isn't very pretty
Good Lord, Prudy, she's right over there.
She'll be okay.
- Segregation today. - Segregation tomorrow.