Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, it isn't very pretty
She'll be okay.
- I'm tired. - One, two, cha-cha-cha.
When I'm high, I am Odetta.
If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat
It's raining
Let's go. And one and two and three...
Let's have a warm welcome, come on, for the Lafayettes.
Somehow it seems better When you do it alone
Oh, my God. She's all peroxided up.
And Tracy, you keep this up and you just may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963.
WOMAN: And one and two and three and four.
Oh, Mother, you're so '50s.
- Officer. - Yes, ma'am? Can I help you?
Don't worry. Seaweed gave me the directions.
- What was that for? - Give you something to whine about.
(WOMEN SINGING)
just to see me, the big mamma jamma.
I would have shown you How to do it right
That's enough, Amber.
(IN UNISON) Segregation forever.
Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate!
A-hey-hey
It's a real pleasure to be here today in the city of Baltimore...
at this wonderful auto show. Thank you very much.
And please, when I go out with you
(ALL LAUGHING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
Hey, come on everybody And do the fly with me
Starving, hysterical, naked Dragging themselves...
Gene Pitney, ladies and gentlemen.
Come on, baby My turn's long due
Daylight's a-comin' And he wanna go home
Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor. Here comes the hottest tune of the day.
(ALL CHATTERING)
Ooh, wee, tiddley papa, I am a whopper.
Again I love you
Here, we cater to big-boned gals like yourself who are stylish...
I love them tender, Tracy and Fender.
Truly
Tracy!
Come on.
Motormouth Maybelle is out there, and she's our friend.
Gonna see little Suzie Who lives next door
Paula Welcom to the 6AS
Good Lord, Prudy, she's right over there.
Stinky, stinky, stombo...
(FIRECRACKER EXPLODES AND CROWD SCREAMS)
I know you were snatched, Penny, and I've come to save you.
PRUDENCE: Penny!
MAN: They'll be held at Montrose Reform School...
He'll love it. You look beautiful. It's the new you.
Let's have a ball at the hall tonight
Yes, all right!
(TRACY SCREAMS)
This is show business, young lady.
The kids don't care if blacks dance on the show.
(DOOR BELLS JINGLE)
but let's check the election results to see how you're doing.
Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house of fashion for the ample woman.
I don't know about you, but I feel like dancing.
She better hadn't dare.
She's a-really tough
president of WZZT studios, ladies and gentlemen.
- Let us in. SEAWEED: Can we come in?
Penny! Hurry up. Hurry up.
Each and every one of those.
Amber Von Tussle and the Roach.
"Please, have the new girl lead a ladies' choice."
I've never been to North Avenue.
Now gee Yeah, yeah, little baby
She's prettier than Elizabeth Taylor.
Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome to The Corny Collins Show.
- Segregation today. - Segregation tomorrow.
Marián Fest
He founded the Maryland colony for Catholics...
Give me gravy You're the greatest
Did you take that appetite suppressant I gave you on Dr. McKenzie's orders?
If you should lose me
With a triple process, yet.
Tammy, bring on the applause meter.
Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader.
- Is it the twist? - Un-un!
Come on, everybody Dig this dance I'm gonna put down
I'll get the fat retard.
Yeah, let's twist again Like we did last year
Oh, God, Mother.
(SIGHS)