Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I lose followers, but this isn't a religion.
Who invited you to chime in, monitor face?
It was dark, and I thought he was a grown-up.
I-I...Uh, ate a kid.
It's not a religion. This is what is happening.
Uh... Hi, remember me?
Hooked it up to an external battery.
They worship some psycho named roy
Hey you know what, we like jerking off
-Wow! -Incredible!
Y-y-you at least understand that much, right?
Eating energy into this job.
You really are a good grandson, you know that?
You're all under arrest for being religious the wrong way!
It's a small group of alien terrorists.
I read it while I took a shit.
You are me. A-and why would I be mad at myself?
Sorry to call you honey,
He's here to save us.
They're me. Ha.
[ roars ]
And I-I-I gotta say -- there's no need for that.
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There isn't even a god in the real world,
"Oh does that happen in Die Hard?"
And fractions add up, so I had your dad brought here.
Are...You? Also?
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Into a walkie talkie and -- ugh!
Or should I call you...
-Aw, geez. -Aw, geez.
We're -- we're gonna live our lives out here.
We-- we-- we're all part of morty!
Summer: "die hard"! Wait. Shh. Shh.
But where's it all coming from?
We exchange tokens for digital currency.
Oh, yeah, he's fine.
Do you understand time dilation?