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Yeah.
[ Gasps ] Was that "Kiss me"? Yeah.
Just testing you.
[ Aron Wright's "Home Again" plays ]
just give us a heads-up?
News anchor: That was Captain Herrera,
I'll tell you, property crime's gone way up...
Then let me help you.
This is -- No.
[ Breathing heavily ]
I'll take it.
[ Voice breaking ] What if she doesn't?
You play piano?
Oh! Well, you know, put -- put in -- put in work
When was the last time you felt like yourself?
What if she stays by your side,
♪ It's so good to have you home ♪
[ Elevator door opens ] Just...
That's "Pirates of Penzance."
Alright, pull yourself together.
If you fail, we all fail.
Hey. Look at me. Look at me.
So now I'm responsible
Okay, little buddy. It's okay, buddy.
And remember those baseball games
Just --
Alright! Welcome to the Chief's office, sir.
And I rinsed out what was left of my friends from Humvees
I sold my knife here a week ago for 20 bucks.
and blow up this whole block.
and he...takes you... wherever you go,
I --
I'm sorry.
Alright?
You're a jarhead, too, huh?
You know, I'd thank you for your gratitude if it didn't ring hollow.
See?
Daah! I am!
They see this broken, jobless time bomb.
No one's going anywhere.
Arrest me?! You're the criminal!
What's your true character?
You were an excellent Captain today.
nobody's walking out.
It's easier for us to be in his reality
Bellow across the firehouse,
Whose secrets are you keeping?
it's not gonna be because my friend gave me her job.
It'll blow your legs off, minimum.
She has more than earned it.
♪♪
and he got turned around.
Buy your knife, and -- and let's -- let's get out of here.
And I prefer without.
Don't keep it bottled up, Kyle.
Fresh cammies always made me feel like
♪ True peace of mind ♪
Okay. It's not something we say a lot in our culture.
And when it stops,
Okay? So just roll with me on this, please.
No. I'm not you! I'm not going anywhere!