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Um...
I don't know. Because I'm a Communist.
Fuck.
- It's a dump. - Uh-huh. Got a couch?
I don't wanna Don't send me off into outer space
Ladies and gentlemen, Jim and Jean.
Oh, goddamn it. I am one lucky bastard.
It had my Masters Mate's and Pilot's license in it.
There was a sign that said, No massé shots, no coins on cloth.
This is my first show in New York.
It's winter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a doctor.
Mel.
- No charge. - Huh?
Does she play early music?
Can I ask you for a favor?
Maybe it's, Why is nothing going right for me?
You don't wanna get anywhere. Me and Jim try.
- You still got your seaman's papers? - Yeah, why?
- No air out there, gravity... Ow, ow, ow
Friend: why do you have to bring capitalism into everything?
It's just a big fat fucking bluff.
Hey, don't be silly, you brought the cat.
No.
I am Roland Turner.
Pick up a couple bucks.
That's okay, that's fine. Hey, where do you live, Al?
This is...
- Is it a career? - No, no. I get out in a few months.
Uh-huh.
You know, in my experience,
Oh, my God. - It's not even male.
That's what you feel bad about?
along with the, uh, pier, ship number, and the time.
lives in Far Rockaway, upstairs from the Kurlands?
I don't know, because I'm a communist
ever, have you, Troy?
Could I trouble you? My father had, um...
I wish.
- Wh... it's- - Where's its scrotum?
Exactly.
That's what I got.
We all get a little emotional over Mike. It comes out in different ways.
I sailed a million miles
Just stick it out at the curb.
That'll be $5.
You know, you wouldn't fucking believe the rent here.
I don't know, Joy.
And I'll be dead and gone
To be clear, asshole, you fucking asshole,
Huh?
If this is awkward,
- You'll play a Gibson, right? - Yours? Sure, yeah.
It's a peaceful cat. It's very contented.
Who does that?
I, uh...
Every time you play a C major, he'd puke a hair ball?
Llewyn, L-L-E-W-Y-N. It's Welsh.
We're leaving this fucking cesspool. You can have it.
Danny, your uncle's a bad man.
Yes.
It's the Gorfeins' cat. Just till one of them gets back?
What train are you waiting for?
What every firm at OCI told me yeah yeah yeah
I says, Okay, does everything from Wales make you shit yourself,
Shit. Cat.
Al! along the banks
which as a favor to women everywhere, you should not,
What?
one of them like a fire hose.
I mean something old.
Here, Cowboy Chords, this would interest you.
- So it could be Jim's. - Yes, asshole.
The sooner the better.
We're leaving this fucking cesspool. You can have it.
Their cat got out. Could you leave the fire-escape window open?
- The language. - Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
If you wanna play the Gaslight...
I've been all around this world
- Please, Mr. Kennedy - Uh-oh
Those who divide the world into two kinds of people-
Lord, I can't go back home This a-way
Hey. Hey, hey.
What you do.
Why would it come back there?
And H! be gone