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How very Grecian.
It's the neighbors across the way again.
God, and that girl he was with.
* Telling lies *
I have the perfect thing.
for a little moral support.
we need something really good.
We just walked in the door.
I inspired him to reach out to his daughter.
Oh, that's perfect.
You are gonna have to tell me I'm good when I'm not.
on the sidewalk while your father would jump up and down,
And I would've.
- Well, my goodness. - Yeah.
You are not an outsider.
Maybe 25 years is the Yankees season tickets anniversary.
"I'm Winningly Self-Deprecating."
That's it for things I recognize in here.
The commercial ramifications of this could be huge.
In case you need it someday.
Well, I had to shuffle quite a few things around,
Hey, is there any more onion dip?
Just call me the closer.
Oh. Hello there.
he still looks fantastic."
better looking than high school. I know,
- Gaslight. - Hey, it's Midge.
Vivian, you're out of glasses.
Oh. - He's a big nerd who lucked out and married up.
She really thinks getting angry will work?
You have time later today?
I mean, I-I'm going broke 'cause this stuff costs a fortune,
Hello, I can help you right here.
* In the jealous games people play *
Tell you what, I'll make a tonic.
It's like she's having a breakdown.
MIDGE Walk of shame!
In fact, I got to go.
I'm gonna check the kids' room.
- The secretary. - The home-wrecker.
You want Joel to die?
that's the first name...
Commercial. - Eat plenty? Or starve yourself?
I meant "Himmlerstein."
"Wall Street golden boy, Manniford McClaine,
I'm taking into account weather effects,
All we know is she's married to some guy named Joel,
Perfect.
you are officially my favorite. Mmm. - Mmm.
- What a drip. - You're the drip.
Executive Recruiter from Bell Labs.
Nichols and May don't fuck.
This is the eighth grade,
I want you to meet Charles Connelly,
It-it had to be some other Manniford McClaine.
And this is Rabbi Schneerson.
* Forget their lies *
Jackie, did you have messages from Midge for me?
as a reminder that we were persecuted.
If the parents catch us, this was your idea.
Sorry, Ma. Good to see you. Mwah. Mwah. - Mwah.
- You know where to... - Yes, I do.
What do you think?
You left early the other night.
and those people are not a real audience...
I could've done naked cartwheels down the corridor
How often do I get a job at Bell Labs
Both of 'em?
* You with the stars in your eyes... *
I'm winningly self-deprecating.
- Mm, you are living the dream. - Sorry to interrupt.
* Don't you cry *
I'll come.
I thought that converting would help.
I would like to propose a toast.
Every night she gets all dolled up and goes to these parties.
For Hanukkah, we would get socks
Thanks.