Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

there's two of us and we're attached.

- Did he give them to you? - Hang on.

they are politely nodding at you while they drink free booze,

All that shit they say about Jewish girls...

- Oh... - Of course, sweetie.

- says just one thing. - What's that?

I couldn't get him to give me the time of day,

Where are we going for dinner?

what Abe Weissman was talking about ever in my life.

and every time I think I can breathe again, I can't.

And she doesn't need a William Morris agent

And don't be funny without me.

courtesy of Bell Labs transistor work. - No.

- mathematician." - Mm.

- What? - Bell Labs down in the village!

every day, with the big...

He's headed toward great things, this one.

We'll work around your schedule.

* Our lips are sealed. *

is in high demand these days.

- he's funny or something? - He is funny.

- Worse. - So much worse.

that the two of you have been teaming up lately,

I'm a little surprised to see you.

It's somewhat more intensive, but it should go smoothly, too.

If it worked for you...

with a cute, dizzy broad on his arm is a good sell.

There's no way this could work.

I don't know the last name. He's a client of yours, right?

It says so right there on the new resumes

The Stage Deli is open to all.

- to cover those ears. - They were enormous,

I'll never come here again.

Oh, my God, no.

in the papers she graded that day.

That should give it some zazz.

and steal a little kiss for my baby Esther.

And invite some of your friends

I go all the way over to the East Side

- My God. So hostile today. - I'm sorry.

Hope you don't mind my stopping by.

If he beats this thing..."

- I remember. - All to impress Mama.

- We are. - Does your new agent know that?

Might be me, might be my colleague, Sven.

Yeah, well, I'm a cockeyed optimist. - Hmm.

* Telling lies *

Come on, get with the program here.

I got that phone for you,

- Booked a gig. - I'm sorry, what?

- Industrials? - Yeah.

Now, you could be an original, but you are fucking it all up

you remember when I came in here? - I do.

Susie Myerson. Nice to meet you.

Is it another giant mezuzah?

What the hell are you thinking?

Seven years of trying. I mean,

I got a set downtown in a half hour. - Oh.

Which means...?

No. New friends.

- because we weren't allowed in. - You kids would play

Why don't these writers just give her a boyfriend, or a gun?

It looks like a towel... nope, it's the cat.

then drove around with her head for an hour