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Mm, he just left.
Oh, my God, it looks...
I'm sorry.
I can't end the relationship without him noticing.
All right, I've got to go to bed.
What time is it?
We will not be paying our rent this month, because we can't.
"takes the butt plug."
OK, I am going to fix this.
Are you sure?
How about I make coronation chicken for dinner,
I really, really love you.
And you don't fucking get it sometimes.
Really giving me the run around, aren't you?
So in the upcoming pitch we really need to stress...
That was delicious. Thank you. Oh, good.
that you meet through a boyfriend.
Thank fuck!
Great.
I'm really looking forward to it. It'll be nice to do something
What is it with you taking Class As with old men?
Woman cannot live on spunk alone.
Hey! Great wig!
Do you understand?
OK, I'm...
Will you stroke my scalp?
Why don't we get the bus to his salon,
I don't want a drink.
and asked for a bump of ketamine.
and the publicity would be great.
I bet he was working late
# And she goes head over heels. #
Oh, go on, then. Go on, we can...
"Opposites attract."
Shut up. You are!
# Always the same
# Why you all over there on your Jack Jones?
Well, I'll come back early tomorrow and I'll help then.
Bye.
I accidentally got high with him.
Where do I get a glass? I've brought vodka, mixers.
You're not going to put this on Twitter, are you?
I don't know.
Smoking weed in the street.
OK. Erm...
# I had a very good friend
Nothing. I'm sure it's fine.
Wow.