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[REMOTE BEEPING]
our drivetime hour ratings are in the toilet,
Oh.
but she said she'd try to drop by for lunch.
MAN [ON RADIO]: And so, to all of us here--
Uh, miss, I don't wanna seem too forward,
I'm sorry.
DAVE: Matthew?
Okay, Bill?
I know. It's hot. It's just I don't think
Topped off the eighteenth floor.
And Gandhi was just a lazy little goof
I don't know.
Taboo!
Yeah.
No.
Mr. James has decided to replace the hour of news
How's it pronounced?
my sweet.
Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry, Dave. Ah.
Bill, staff meeting.
BILL: Beth,
So let's just try to focus on these ideas for improving
the ratings, shall we?
JOE: I'm workin' on it.
Or sister in the place.
That's okay. What were you daydreaming about?
Nope. He just sits there all day long...
it's like judo, sir.
No. I think that the only way
[IN DEEP VOICE] Hey, could I borrow your stapler?
Which direction?
MATTHEW: Beth?
What is it?
Right.
in a half an hour, okay, Bill?
Well, it's... Well,
All right, I was telling Lisa that it's like judo.
with a longing in my heart.
Pick out the ones you like. Terrific.
[♪]
Lisa!
what happened to equal opportunity
What?
That's why Mr. James has decided