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I must've had a hole in my shorts.
Why don't we just all take the medicine
And it really hurt.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
(all moaning)
- You know, I think I remember how it happened. - Oh, yeah? How?
Does‐does anyone want to trade eyes with me?
out of toilet paper rolls.
Okay, okay.
♪ No, that's stupid, okay, maybe not ♪
♪ ♪
Hmm, what are we after here?
- Tina! - Oh, too much? Sorry.
Uh... okay.
the itching, the crazy look in his eye,
And he leans over, picks up my tater tot and says...
I just want to give you... culture!
‐(grunts) ‐Uh, here.
are the idiots, huh? (laughs) Yeah?
I love you, Mom, but I'm still pressing charges.
Modern Swaddlin', and it said you're supposed
LINDA: You are wonderful. The best three kids I know.
and run out the front door.
He'll just, uh, he'll look like he's excited.
You know what, I'm gonna just...
all over the back of his neck?
Maybe we can bring that up and rebuild the hamster slide,
Eneg your grounded for 65000000000000000000000000000000000000 years No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no South Park
We have the right to scratch our butts like every other citizen.
- Bosoms. - Also, we're not babies anymore.
Lin, our kids are mean. To me right now.
You don't want to be the one weirdo in the family
Oh, God, do you think Gene touched
And before I know it, I've popped it into my mouth.
Don't leave me alone with him! I‐I mean, hey, fella.
KIDS: Yes, it is!
It's Gene, Dad.
Why? W‐W‐W‐Why? Why? Why are you saying that?
Maybe they needed to poop, Dad! I don't know!
It's probably just her brain thinking she has 'em
Shh, shh, shh, Dad, we're helping Mom.