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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(both making kissing sounds)
We're gonna need more hamsters.
Symphony attire.
We're going to see the symphony!
(grunting)
But we'll be late for the symphony.
It was a sunny day, not too long ago.
Gene, don't touch anything, and if you have to scratch,
- Tina, just hand it to me! - Here!
- BOB AND TINA: No! - LINDA: No, baby, it's okay. - LOUISE: No! No! No!
(normal voice): He's more than welcome.
Also, maybe don't leave this room or general area at all?
‐(kids gasp) ‐Dad, come here.
♪ And I'm gonna scratch my bottom right now ♪
Well, I just don't think you should feel so bad.
Butt worms, Dad!
But I thought you guys were washing your hands,
and ride motorcycles and give people the finger.
♪ A wormy in your tushie, sent your tushies in a‐scratchin' ♪
- Bye. - OTHERS: Bye.
For once in your life!
- It was hot. - So, let's get to it, kids.
I mean, it's not like Dad brought a ton to the table.
- Can you do me a favor? - What?
I mean, they're probably more scared of our butts
in the waiting room, reading that parenting magazine,
If you grow up dumb, it's my fault.
I mean, I know I do.
- ♪ ♪ - (both munching)
everybody go get ready real fast.
It's not good, Dad.
but my cousin is in town visiting.
Even though I still think that's a really terrible idea.
after you touched that tater tot, Gene!
'Cause look at the way I'm clenching my butt.
scratch and spread it everywhere, that's all.
hasn't put his bare butt.
TINA: Cool, cool, cool.
Tina, you ready? We got to get going soon.
That means no exposed midriffs.
I touched the shoes, and then I touched my mustache,
‐(Louise yells) ‐Oh, my face!
Okay, just as long as you're not gonna
(Bob whimpers)