Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[COIN JINGLES]
UP BY THE CHEEK. VERY DRY.
UH, WHAT WAS IT?
RONALD REAGAN.
I'LL JUST SETTLE FOR BUYING MY BUDDY CLIFF HERE, A DRINK.
"ZIS SCALE VILL NOT ONLY TELL YOU YOUR VEIGHT,
* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *
THAT YOU EGGHEADS CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY IN THIS WORLD.
OH, WAIT. WAIT! I GOT IT!
NO. NO. NO. A FRIEND OF MINE SET US UP.
IT'S AN ANTIQUE SCALE, COACH.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION THERE, SAM?
I EXPECT TO FALL FOR THAT VOODOO STUFF.
YEAH. YEAH...COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T FULFILL ALL YOUR NEEDS,
I GUESS I SHOULD GET RIGHT ON THEN
SHE ALWAYS CALLS YOU.
OK, FINE.
EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT YOU, COME ON, CARLA.
* YOU WANNA GO
ABOUT WHO BROKE UP WITH WHO FIRST
I'M SAYING IT'S DEFINITELY OVER.
...OR A FRACTION THEREOF.
AND?
NO, NO, YOU SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS.
NO. NO. NO. BIGGER. BIGGER.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE HER TO SOME STUPID ART SHOW LAST NIGHT.
SAM, I LIKE IT. CAN WE KEEP IT? CAN WE KEEP IT?
BIGWIG, RIGHT?
OH, SAM. ISN'T YOU CURIOSITY PEEKED?
THROW ME A BONE.
JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE TO GO HOME.