Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

CLIFF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

"YOU WILL GROW LIPS ON YOUR FOREHEAD."

WAIT. WAIT. YOU CAN'T KIND OF MAKE LOVE, NORM.

IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FORTUNE, COACH.

PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!

I THINK IT'S THE BIG OIL COMPANIES...LIKE UH, WHO RUN'S TEXACO?

SAFE TRIP HOME. BYE-BYE.

AND YOU USED IT IN THE PROPER CONTEXT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE

AND THIS IS THE REACTION I GET?

HE WAS ALL DRESSED IN BLACK,

SO MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS.

CHEERS. YES, SIR. I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

SEPARATED, DEPRESSED, STARTING TO DRINK TOO MUCH.

GOODNIGHT, CARLA.

YOU BETTER STEP BACK, HERE, DIANE. THIS THING WILL SHEER YOUR KNEECAPS RIGHT OFF.

THAN I FEARED YOU'D BE.

WHAT'S THE CARD SAY, DIANE?

AND NEITHER DID WHAT HAPPENED TO NORMAN.

HOW DOES A BEER SOUND, NORM?

NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR UNDERWEAR, CARLA.

UH, THAT'S $20 POSTAGE DUE, SIR.

HE'LL OWE YOU THE TIP.

YEAH, WELL ALOT OF GOOD IT DID ME.

THAT SALESMAN-- I JUST COULDN'T RESIST HIM.

TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME.

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

I KNEW IT. I KNEW HE WAS A CONMAN THE MINUTE I LAID EYES ON HIM.

YOU DIDN'T KISS HIM?

PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!

THIS MACHINE HAS POWERS.