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I JUST WANT TO SEE IF I GAINED ANY WEIGHT, LATELY.
GREAT PERSONALITY, AND EXCELLENT POSTURE, RIGHT?
SAM, OUR DESTINY MAY BE IN THAT CARD.
HIS COMPLEXION IS ALMOST AS CLEAR AS MINE AND WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
LISTEN, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THIS.
* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
FROM A GUY WHO'S OPENED A LOT OF THESE RASCALS, HERE.
WALKING INTO A MINEFIELD THERE, BOY.
YEAH. OH! YEAH, I THINK I JUST BRUISED MY KNEE.
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES--
THE NUMBER'S BEEN DISCONNECTED AND THERE'S NO NEW NUMBER.
THAT'S THE EPICENTER OF THE FULCRUM, AS I REMEMBER.
WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
I HAVE ONE INNOCENT EVENING WITH A GUY,
ARE YOU READY FOR THE PUNCH LINE?
NO.
IT WASN'T THE SAME AS IT IS WITH YOU. I DIDN'T GRIND THEM FINE.
COME ON. COME ON. TELL'EM.
OOOHHHH!
DID YOU GRIND THE BEANS?
SINATRA!
WHY WOULD I BUY A CRATE?
PLEASE, DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR THE BAR WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME FIRST.
THEN WE SPLIT SOME CLAMS CASINO,
"SANDERSON FLORISTS."
LET'S SEE...
OF THAT LITTLE GUY IN GERMANY WITH THE MUSTACHE.
OH, IT'S JUST MY EMPLOYER.
I TOOK ANOTHER MAN TO THAT SHOW LAST NIGHT.
WE WERE BOTH KIND OF NERVOUS AT FIRST.
YEAH. AND THAT DESTINY THING MUST MEAN IT'S ONE OF THOSE SCALES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNES.