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PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT THIS.
MY EX, VERA.
PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!
THE MACHINE'S BEEN RIGHT UP UNTIL NOW.
AND HE'S BACK WITH VERA!
WELL, OF COURSE, HE TOOK ME HOME.
DON'T PLAY TRIVIA WITH THIS GUY.
YES, I KNOW, BUT YOU REMEMBERED IT
WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT THIS?
THEN READ IT.
I DON'T KNOW...YET.
OOOHHHH!
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
I USUALLY FINISH THEM BEFORE THEY GET A WORD IN.
WHO WAS TALKING THEN?
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, HE WAS STRANGE, NORMIE.
YOU'RE COMING UNGLUED, HERE.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M, UH...
WE'LL STOP YOU BEFORE YOUR SHOES GET SQUISHY.
[BELL RINGS]
Who is the biggest bigwig of them all? Sinatra
AAH!
WANT WHAT?
GEE, I'M SORRY, SAM.
YOU DON'T KNOW VERA.
UH-HUH.
IT'LL OPEN UP LIKE A BIG WALNUT.
OH, COME ON, IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FORTUNES LEFT
I DON'T WANT TO GET PITS.
* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *
OF COURSE I DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU.
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU. IT'S IN MY WALLET.
BUT IT WILL TELL YOU YOUR DESTINY!"
Bobby... Did you pray?
I WAS THINKIN' MORE A LIKE A BEER, YOU KNOW.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FORTUNE I GOT TODAY?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME. YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON
Zort Zort
YEAH, WELL, TURNS OUT MY BUDDY PLAYED A LITTLE TRICK ON ME.
VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY.
I CAN'T LOOK.
CARLA. CARLA. GET UP OFF THE GROUND. STOP IT!
YOU DID GRIND THE BEANS, HUH?