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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE THIS MORNING?
[BELL RINGS]
CLIFF, DID IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SLIPPING,
I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
YOU GOT VERA BACK.
WHO IS THE BIGGEST BIGWIG OF THEM ALL?
YOU WANT TO GET AN X-RAY OR SOMETHING?
BECAUSE A PILE OF METAL SPRINGS
OH, THANK YOU, NORM.
NO WAY. MEN IN UNIFORM FIRST, CARLA.
COME HERE. COME HERE. COME ON. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU'RE EVEN LESS UNDERSTANDING
"MACHINE EMPTY. ORDER MORE FORTUNES TODAY."
YEAH.
IT HEARD ME.
WELL I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO.
NORM! NORM! NORM!
WITH SOMEBODY I BROKE UP WITH FIRST.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
AND HIS EYES SHINED LIKE COALS.
* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME
AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WAS KIND OF MEAN.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE.
AH, IT'S OK...WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
WELL ACTUALLY, YOU SAID THAT TO ME JUST A FEW DAYS AGO.
WHAT'S UP, NORMIE?
WAIT. HEY, THAT WAS A ROTTEN...
HEY, NORM. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET A TRIM ON THE OLD ANTLERS TONIGHT.
WHOA!
UH, LET ME GUESS-- SAID SHE HAD GOOD TABLE MANNERS,
RIGHT! RIGHT!
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