Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JUST TO COME HERE AND SUCK ON TAPS ALL NIGHT?
OUT OF WHAT? I ALREADY BROKE IT OFF.
LET'S GET HER OUT.
THAT AMUSEMENT PARK IN CALIFORNIA.
WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GET ONE MORE,
SINATRA!
I'D LIKE TO SET UP THE ENTIRE BAR.
WE'RE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
SAID WE WERE GOING TO.
CLIFFIE!
GET OUTTA HERE.
OH, OH, OH.
I'VE BEEN ACTING FINE. COME ON, NOW, LET'S GO HOME.
NO. EVEN BIGGER.
SAM, WOULD READ IT FOR ME?
HE'S A CLASSMATE OF MINE, A MALE CLASSMATE.
GRRRR, GGGGRRRR!
SO?
SOMEBODY LIFTED MY WALLET.
ONE. SURE ENOUGH, NOT A HALF HOUR LATER,
SHE'S ON VACATION THERE.
[HUM THEME FROM TWILIGHT ZONE]
I'M SORRY!
OF COURSE NOT.
"DECEPTION IN ROMANCE PROVES COSTLY."
SO LAST NIGHT, I GET HOME LATE,
HI, SANDERSON FLORIST?
KEEP IT UP! KEEP IT UP! YOU'LL PAY.
NO, NO. WE'RE NOT THROUGH
WHOA! AIN'T THAT NICE?
"YOUR VEIGHT" AND "YOUR DESTINY?"
INSTANT COFFEE OR, UH...
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, DIANE.
NO. SHE'S JUST GOING TO BE MAD
IT'S ALL RIGHT, NORM.
NO, I'M NOT.
GIVE ME A BIG SMOOCHAROO.
LET'S SEE. I'M OVERWEIGHT, UNEMPLOYED,