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that Louis is my name,
Mm! Smart.
Wait. Is that not the real story?
But I wanted to keep my Chinese name.
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- Whose name is that? - _
"Sure, Lauren, I'll take your shift.
I'm gonna earn myself a dope-ass name.
Sounds like the opposite of unimportant and random
Hi, I'm Honey St. Claire.
Oh, that's the bubbles coming...
Guess I didn't get all the octopus out.
Luckily someone had the foresight to change it,
It just flows. I'm so glad it's my name.
while I was filing my nails on an emery board.
I decided my American name is going to be... Connie.
No.
- It really suits you. - It does, doesn't it?
Those gumdrops came out like bullets.
Okay, the truth is, I can't pronounce your name.
Honey?
We don't have time for this.
On the way out. Okay.
And now that your mom knew me as Louis,
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
That professor was a jerk, but he had a point.
Because of something that happened
Whatever, it doesn't matter. All white people look the same.
Me and my family had just moved to the U.S.
When I get home, I put them on a plate with my regular food.
It's funny. You never know when the moment
Do I use my American nurse name
Carol-Joan?
He hasn't figured out how refill his own water.
Damn, bro! What are those? Tentacles?
Can I cut in front of you?