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No, I just don't care about style; I care about efficiency.
Jesus, Mitch, you've got a roomful of stat wizards
Thanks, I'm good. And I'm tweeting.
So, Jeff from Teq-we-la is in the conference room.
I didn't do anything, asshole.
Someone called me "Mark Fuckerberg's mutant rape-spawn."
HOBBES: Oh, fuck! Aah, sorry!
Of course, yeah. Totally, man.
Okay, enough yapping.
I talked to TechCrunch and ValleyWag.
No, this is a huge opportunity, man.
Dis-fucking-missed!
The junk wants what the junk wants.
the program do these, like, weekly talent shows.
Yeah, the whole point of this shiz
- for us or something? - Speaking of thinking
- MAN: Ah, ah... - NASH: But that's my couch.
Hey, check it out.
By now you're probably wondering what it is we're selling.
If you don't tell them, I will.
Listen...
So is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Stay out of my ass, Bren! Stay the fuck out of my ass!
And when we win, when we crush this,
(chuckling)
I was just trying to drum up some publicity for BRB,
Ugh! What does she want?
(clears throat)
- and no fuckin' action? - There's an online leader board.
That abomination Girls Around Me.
- (mechanical buzzing) - Total. Sensory. Overload.
it'll be because we came together
Besides, Barrett went behind my back.
You can't wipe your ass with opportunity.
CEO's...
Ooh, stats! Just what the ladies like.
You told me your ex was a nightmare.