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You decide I'm the man of your dreams
You know, if we got you out of that hoodie,
(grunts)
those bangin'-ass hotties with the bargain-hunting app.
Don't even start.
Ah! "Coding Challenge of the Week."
Winner gets dibs on the Xbox. And mad props.
Besides alimony and my balls in a pouch?
Spare me the fuckin' rub 'n tug, okay, pal?
And free snacks.
for the four spots in this class.
You see I'm trying to mourn my friend?
Well, if we worked together, maybe...
That's what we need to do.
Maybe if we just show some progress
You been sharpening those talons?
So, Trey gave this really nice little speech,
your Klimt poster and the Vitamix. Anything else?
Guess The Murch isn't forking over the big bucks yet.
It's just, y'know, bitchy.
- Peace. - See ya.
I'll see you at the class mixer on Thursday.
Fuck that. We gotta hit back, tell our side of the story.
- Well... - Ha-ha!
- would be kind of like advocating slavery. - Okay.
(chuckles)
The Murch just wants to sit around
Please stop.
And it's not just a carcass, okay?
the mentors and the access
Impressive.
Point is, hype is cheap. Delivering is what's important.
Too busy fist-fucking your drum circle to wash your hair?
STUART: Okay...