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Every time I see you in a crowded place...
You know if you just wanted to trade insults,
the lamp that you love,
I want Trey Barrett in my office at 9:00, sharp.
So, how do I lead my crackerjack team?
Yeah, like Uber for weed.
- (laughs) - (grunts)
Ah, so I'm, like, the troublemaker now.
(phone vibrates)
(grunting and yelling)
On Demo Day, you'll present your work
And I thought we'd have nothing to talk about.
this is about the closest thing I have
Wow, that's a lot of letters. You must be someone important.
- I do not want to be a slaver. - Good.
Your boy's behind. Are you worried?
It's a metaphor.
She just wants to check out the new digs, like, as a friend.
Velocity will give you the tools,
(applause and cheering)
How would you know?
Oh, Mr. "Sleepless in Chicago." How's that working out?
We've got a direct line to the man upstairs.
Jesus, look at these comments.
That's a programming language.
Gentlemen, if I may...
At our office, no shoes allowed.
They've become way too big to ignore.
How many views for the couch pisser?
This is a John Holmes-Kristi Yamaguchi type situation, bro.
But I do know he founded Anonymous
Trey, stick a finger in. She's waiting for you.
Then you need glasses.