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Yeah, like Uber for weed.
Trey, stick a finger in. She's waiting for you.
So, how do I lead my crackerjack team?
We've got a direct line to the man upstairs.
- I do not want to be a slaver. - Good.
She just wants to check out the new digs, like, as a friend.
(applause and cheering)
Every time I see you in a crowded place...
Ah, so I'm, like, the troublemaker now.
I want Trey Barrett in my office at 9:00, sharp.
They've become way too big to ignore.
Wow, that's a lot of letters. You must be someone important.
This is a John Holmes-Kristi Yamaguchi type situation, bro.
(phone vibrates)
Gentlemen, if I may...
the lamp that you love,
Jesus, look at these comments.
Oh, Mr. "Sleepless in Chicago." How's that working out?
How many views for the couch pisser?
You know if you just wanted to trade insults,
But I do know he founded Anonymous
On Demo Day, you'll present your work
Your boy's behind. Are you worried?
And I thought we'd have nothing to talk about.
this is about the closest thing I have
Velocity will give you the tools,
(grunting and yelling)
Then you need glasses.
- (laughs) - (grunts)
It's a metaphor.
That's a programming language.
How would you know?
At our office, no shoes allowed.