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eat and drink whatever I want,
Hold it together, Gideon, you can...
Oh, right. Okay.
Salad dressing.
What? No way!
I bought Jerry some scratchers for after the surgery.
I'm sure it's nothing.
and back on the donor list.
Perhaps I should read it to you,
Now you get to tell all those Tinder dates
Yeah. Oh, I'd get paid to travel to foreign countries,
Son of a bitch.
Well, you're giving Drew your kidney.
told the story three times.
One word. Tinder.
You really think I want to spend the rest of my life here?
You say that you love me,
Hey, where's Drew? He's never this late.
Yeah, sure is. Even got the scar to prove it.
So Drew kept talking
"who are afraid of change
and your cornstarch.
I don't have to sit here and take this.