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They followed me!
Mother's baby is going to be all right.
Of course I'll date her.
And that butler fellow that lives over there, he says to me, you wouldn't pull my leg, would you?
Daisy, you old heartbreaker.
We got good health, good neighbors, good food,
Wanna come for a swim and see me and Pa and Granny?
But it's not too late to start.
him on one end, her on the other.
Not me.
Even when he was born, I gave the doctor strict orders that he was not to be spanked.
Have you ever been courted and sparked, Granny?
I was a leap year baby.
The kinfolk said, Jeb, move away from there.
But Sonny, she's not of blue blood.
I know she's just trying to be helpful.
No, sir.
I ain't stepping out with nobody.
Did I hear you say that it's the Clampett girl you're asking Sonny to date?
Sonny and his ma just come in from Boston.
Well, he gets himself all slicked up, shaves real close, shines his shoes.
Something all girls like?
Come in.
Well, he just said hide it somewhere.
Yeah, Pa, he bites.
He's a mean quitter, Jed.
Black gold.
The plates won't slip off on the floor.