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Starting CPR. 1-1,000.
To see if there's anything out there beyond death.
- There's trouble in ER. Watch your ass. - Thanks.
It was probably just you guys standing over me.
But the skeptic did feel something, didn't you? I'm going again.
Let me try to bring him back.
I dare you
4:25.
Sometimes it's nice to open up.
You don't know jackshit! Butt-wipe! Needle-dick! Cock-bite!
- You okay? - I'm fine. I'm sorry.
What's going on? Come on, Joe!
- I'll do it. - What?
- Jesus Christ! Any idea where he went? - Something about making amends.
Are you a model?
Suddenly, even though I was in a coma...
Your father is in a good place.
I'll handle this. Back to work or suffer the consequences.
Why'd you change your mind?
Hold on.
To tell you the truth, it's the best reason I've heard yet for going.
Where?
Can you hear the traffic on the Lakeshore?
He's nice. We're both fucking lunatics.
Champ?
Like Lenny here. He's open.
Ralph, my husband, was crying.
It's like being paranoid without the fear.
The electric current will stop my heart. When the heart is dead...
She's probably not going to remember who you are.
One minute.
We can just lie together. Hold each other in our underwear.
I'm on early shift at the hospital.
Lidocaine in.
at the time of death that makes it more palatable to us.
Excuse me. I don't want to ruin anybody's evening...
I have to talk to her. I've got to stop her.
This is great! It's beautiful.
I'm sorry. You guys take off. I'll stay with her.
I heard you had a near-death experience.
or sensation, heat or cold, anything like that?
I'm sorry!
Halloween morning.
Bullshit!
I've seen odd things from my past, too. I thought it might be brain damage.
Is that really you?
Skelator? Are you listening to me?
Shit!
Jesus!
I've always had premonitions.
Well, mutiny at last.
- Got her! - You don't have her!
Come on.
I'm dying.
- Mind if I buy you a drink? - No, thanks.
No, thanks.
- 90 degrees. - What's going on?
Horror? It's ignorance we fear.
Is it offensive if I make conversation?
- We've fucking got him! - Nelson, pick up the beat!
- Sorry I'm late. - What happened to your face?
Nelson freaked out. Joe and Steckle are stranded.
Die to be a hero if you want, but don't die to be a celebrity.
Are you serious?
Nelson, wait!
Well, I do!
I'm tired of playing the field.
- Like what? Heebie-jeebie stuff? - What did Nelson do to that kid?
You okay?
You were brain dead. There was no mind.
You know, something good.
You withheld information. That's lying.
- 1:30. - Are you two crazy?
You were hyperventilating.
Randall Steckle, Diary of a Surgeon To Be.
2:20. Don't forget.
young Dr.Dave thinks he's solved our karmic problems.
300. Clear!
Somehow just asking for forgiveness--