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Okay. Uh, lily, are you busy?
[ sighs ] I'm sorry if I've been acting like
Not giving raises till next year, but go on.
Why do we even need this stupid thing?
I didn't expect that.
They're won't be anything I can point to and say, "I made that."
And you can be honest.
Jay? Hey, dan!
It would kill me if I thought that what I felt
So you guys take your time on that, okay?
Look out! [ car horn honks ]
Are you trying to sabotage my relationship with kylie?
Who's claudia? Janice's ex-girlfriend.
That looks like a baby head.
Thank you.
I want a memento.
I'll just pick out my roommate here then.
Insofar as she doesn't have any at all.
I put 10 months of my life into this place.
Why don't I hold on to the painkillers? [ pills rattling ]
Phil: There's gotta be a water shut-off!
Then why are we talking about it now?
POV: when you ask her who's the guy in picture and she said "his my cousin and his single"
Apology not accepted.
Ugh. Oh, gross.
Got it.
Oh, actually, I have this project due tomorrow --
Because she hasn't seen it from me, you know?
They're right here.
And for me that includes my fam--
Not her. Not her. Oh, my god.
[ grunts ]
Oh, my god. What happened?
[ normal voice ] oh, screw it.
I wasn't actually apologizing, so...
[ plug thuds, whirring stops ]
Wait, these are girls, right?
[ voice breaks ] who's trapped in a loveless marriage?
What do you mean, "so far"?
You get it.
Really? Because when we were sick a few weeks ago,
[ chuckles ] oh, and look.
I never wanted that job in the first place!
I know her strengths...
To walk into that theater and see their cute little heads
Congested
Phil: I built this theater with these two hands...