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Okay, if you can't see the difference...
Okay, honey. No, no. It's okay. It's okay.
Oh, maybe she sneak in
[ chuckles ]
[ whispers ] forget it.
She sent a picture of her in a bikini!
Fine! I don't care! I don't care!
That's my roommate.
She strung her along for eight years,
Really? I'm already so loopy.
Eating heart-shaped waffles that I made for her.
What, that our marriage bed is a 1,200 thread-count charade?
What are you doing?
Phil: Ow! Found the broom.
That lily hasn't developed an adequate sense of empathy.
So after wrestling with it all day, I decided to tell him.
[ water squirts ] nothing.
But not today.
Just keep walking, mel.
I didn't wanna hang out with you lately.
Hi, honey. What's up?
I'm dating my mother!
I don't like this attitude,
With her today?
[ alex and haley scream ] ha ha, you care about me.
The only thing that makes you cry...
When she gets home,
Is that I need a little more time to decide, but honestly,
Mom, come on, I need to get to school!
You deserve this ditch day more than anyone. So guess what?
That title gets longer every time I hear it.
We have to get ahead of the pain.
My volleyball practice went long and then my phone died.
Hey, you're in early.
And then she doesn't even show up today?
Some things are just more important than money,