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I used to like her, but now it's ruined.
Claire: I wasn't gonna mention the other job offer to my dad,
With a woman, I assume, based on the haircut.
Check it out.
I don't know how I got to be the luckiest s.O.B. Alive...
Well, maybe because I didn't want that to be a factor.
Janice's haircut? Ugh.
Stop! You're making me sad!
No. Is it me? [ knife clatters ]
What are you talking about? You're my sister.
And it turns out he wasn't crying,
Gloria: Parents make so many mistakes with their children...
Bunny! Thanks for coming.
Give me that
And now I'm not crying. Great. [ crying ]
Oh, look! Her name is actually "yu."
Phil: Come on!
Well, then why did you tell me about it in the first place?
You know what? We're bustin' in.
I made that.
Once we're not actually caged in together.
[ wheels squeak ]
Yes. No. Yes. No.
Surrounded by a bunch of brainy brains... [ giggles ]
Dan, we love doing business with you,
And I hate how she smothers you!
This place is gonna be rubble in a few days.
I want to kiss you, but I have surgery breath.
Excuse me?
[ phil speaking indistinctly ]
I'll call the hotel people and I'll straighten all this out.
[ inhales sharply ] but if I have
Now I'm done.
It's just something I've -- I've been wondering about, you know.
Because they're tearing down the only thing I've ever built.
Just got off the phone with dan signer. Who?
I thought we were grabbing a beer at the club.
Charlie Kirk
[ bucket thuds ]