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This one's a little gay, isn't it?
That it mister get out of my house don’t come back again take your car immediately Okay fine thank for life limo
Marge, have a shrimp puff.
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
You asked me to quit because I was making more than you.
(BRIDAL CHORUS PLAYING)
(HOMER MURMURS SADLY)
Homie?
with commentary.
Who can blame him?
Then I was blindfolded,
You remember when I remarried you two after Homer got that divorce?
What's going on up there?
And with the inking and application of this stamp, you are officially married. Next.
Vell now, let's go see what all the commotion's all about.
Marge, I miss you!
If you don't want us to tell our mom what you did,
(BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY)
Go back to your haunted cornfield!
DEEP VOICE: To remove that chain, you need the key to the lock.
What's that? The Parson is here!
You'll love what we've done with the church.
I was kidnapped, then tortured, then I fell into a surprisingly sound sleep.
Now, now. I am just a man like any other, that has been chosen by God.
Thank you. That's very... Oh! More sarcasm.
He took very good care of my mother and me.
HOMER: Suckers!
Just so you know, you're making a pretty bad first impression!
Tim, I'm here because of a problem with your last recertification.
Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? We didn't order a pizza.
Tim, is there somewhere that we can talk?
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(HISSING)
(BARNEY GRUNTS)
That's for a child's birthday. We're going to get this one.
Aye, but let us not brawl, like the lads be right now.