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because the older I get, the more vigilant I become.
ROXy!
Oh! [ Laughing ] I'm shit-faced.
I mean who in their right mind throws away a perfectly good case of eggs
Me? No, you're already in your second act.
Oh, she is? [Laughs]
Well, uh, not according to your tests.
Subaruuu, and it's tighter than dick skin man
Frank, you ready? Oh, yeah.
Oh. Explain. All right, check it out.
can I offer you a pancake in this trying time
30 years ago today I knew I was gonna Make that whore my wife
Well- [ Chuckles] I'm gonna be the millionaire.
Awesome. And if you're an intruder, you should get bit by a pit bull.
It's a win-win for everybody.
No restrictions baby!
No, you're not Don- What are you doing? What's going on'?
Even with the diabetes. Stop saying “diabetes.” You sound like an ass-
[ Chuckling ] Donovan McNabb? Eagles?
I'm gonna like 'em a lot more when I'm high as shit on crack.
[ Frank] All right, all of you,
That's because she is.
Tighter than Dick skin!
Okay, perfect. Now do you want some of this insulin?
Whew.
That's none of your business. Urn, it's exactly my business.
- Muscle. - Let's be clear. Fat.
There is no way that Tiger Woods is interested in that woman.
Charlie just puked blood all over some lady in a limousine,
I got wing sauce on my tank top
I'm not gonna try- Try and move me, bro.
I got a little twist on this date.
I am a casual millionaire From Texas
so it's nice to know if only cake at stake! CAKE AT STAKE!
You humiliated that salesman, and then you had the capital to back it up.
Uh, made a decent penny in boiled denims...
Perhaps get you some new clothes. Uh-huh.
I am a casual millionaire from Texas. You look like a farmer.
I got a really good thing going with Roxy. She's a sweet bitch.
'cause I was gonna cough, like, you know, a handful of blood to make it real.
Yes.
Yeah, well, you downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.
Can I say a few words?
Shut up, baby dick.
I love eggs, Charlie!
and that's why you're so desperate for things to be different.
- Roxy. - Frank.
[ Frank, Roxy Moaning Loudly]