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Mac, you look bad. Really, really bad.
[Laughs] He's nervous.
You know what I mean? Smart, Charlie.
the damage that you've been doing to your body,
It would mess up our second acts a little bit.
Let's-Let's, uh- Oh, God.
Okay? I ask to be taken home.
I'm healthy as shit.
[LUIGI] TWO WEEKS AGO I SAW A WRECKED DESTROYED BEACH CITY THING A HUGE MONSTER STEVEN WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THE THE CRYSTAL OF GEMS HAS WORRIED!
I'm not as strong as I thought, Dennis.
She's not gonna be able to resist an opportunity like that.
[Chuckling ] He's like a brick wall. You try to move me, Doc.
Well, that means you're going to have to inject yourself...
[Screaming ] 0h, my God!
She was smoking crack in the car the whole way here and also all day long.
I'm trying to buy this coat, and this asshole here is giving me shit.
Ooo and it's tighter than dick skin
Let's get crack from Roxy
Do you want some insulin? Oh, shit.
and I want to make this legit.
Hoors
She’s a sweet bitch
Hey, who's that?
So, you ready to do this? I know who you are.
[Laughs] I'm healthier than you, bro.
[ Laughing ] Yes, you do.
I think I’ve been crucified by the romans!
Come on. No. He's got a ton of good qualities.
A night with a limo driver? This is a good idea.
- Whoa. But I'm healthy besides the diabetes? - Um, no.
Yeah, but you deserve better than that, man.
I d0n't know what she's talking about. I play golf.
What's up, ass-dicks?
Try and move me bro
No restrictions. Oh, I love this no-restrictions thing, man.
We don't want it to attack other dogs.
This is exactly why we need that dog.
Can I offer you a nice Dr Sleep in this trying time?
it's just a dial tone now. She just hung up on me, for some reason.
I'm gonna make that whore my wife.
Have You Eaten Anything Today? No.
[ Woman] Good morning. South Philadelphia Animal Shelter.
that person then can go home and have a great story for their friends.
I am? It's so good.
To rub your feet? Mm-hmm.
Tiger Woods.