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♪♪ [ Continues ]
You're just like a regular working stiff to this girl.
Let's get out of here, bro. I'm going to get you something to eat.
It's my new girlfriend- Roxy.
[ Ragged Breathing ]
“Ass-dicks”? Is that how you're gonna talk from now on?
Stop saying "diabetes", you sound like an ass-
♪♪ [ C/ass/bal] Oh, nice.
I'm still gonna pay you,
NO RESTRICTIONS!
Mac, these blood tests are gonna show you...
Oh. Hello.
I love boiling- Well.
No,no,no,no,no,no. Don't go. Don't go.
[ Frank] Oh, yeah!
I feel like I'm a four-year-old going to my sistefs wedding.
I have a touch of consumption.
[Slurping]
I love you, Roxy.
[ Dennis ] Okay. Well, Roxy, get up. Come on. [ Claps Hands]
So, uh, how did you make your fortune?
All right, well, let's-let's- Let's do this thing.
You want crack? Yeah, crack cocaine.
I’m gonna make that hoor my wife
Um- Um-
multiple vitamin deficiencies, anemia, low blood pressure.
Don't talk about dick skin.
Well, no. We don't want to exclude a great man like Frank from the conver-
can I offer you a pancake in this trying time
I mean who in their right mind throws away a perfectly good case of eggs
But I'm more healthier than he is, I think is the point that you're trying to make. Even with the diabetes.
In this day and age? I mean it's a sick world, don't ya think?
But they rarely ever do get different.
We're here to help you turn your life around.
Tighter than Dick skin!
Chimichangas are delicious
So good. Oh! I told you.
No, I am gonna look 20 forever, Mac,
Let's get crack from Roxy. [ Laughing ]
I'm gonna make that whore my wife.
Ooh and it's tighter than Dickson man
I'm getting very concerned with the integrity of our organization here
I'm gonna make that HOOR my husband
then we gotta clean her up or something.
You can be, “Dude, I got bit by a pit bull at a bar.”
This woman is a real piece of shit. Uh-huh.
Have you eaten anything today? No.
Ohh and it's tighter than dick skin!
♪ I don't believe you You're not the truth ♪
- What? - Yeah, is that your shirt or my shirt?
No restrictions, baby. No restrictions.
Okay, I'm getting very concerned with the integrity of our organization here.