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♪ No one could look as good as you ♪
“You know, these look like good jeans in here.”
No,no,no. We can't leave her here.
God bless you. You were a good whore
I'm goin' outside, 'c:ause this place is a sh/'Iho/e.
I found a whole case of eggs under a bridge last week
Oh, they're boiled. Yeah, we boil all our denim.
Nah it's cake
Yeah, we boil all our denim.
In fact, Tiger Woods has been calling her lately.
Oh, my God!
And I don't care if anybody doesn't like that about me.
Mmm. Now that woman seems like a prostitute.
See, your first act was shit,
- Oh, good. Well, they're boiled, so- - [ Mac] Hey.
Well, I wouldn't exactly say you're healthy.
Hey, you know, there is some dirty crack whore in the alley,
Uh, not only my crank, but my heart.
Uh. Ooh.
- I don't understand. - See, the biggest-
Mm-hmm. So I'm gonna take him with me,
That's- He's cute.
Even with the dia-bet-es. Stop saying dia-bet-es! You sound like an ass.
Mm-mmm. Let me stop you real quick.
[ Sizzling ] What's that smell?
I got salsa on my shirt. He got salsa on his shirt!
I'll tell you guys something, I smoked a little crack in the car on the way over.
Wait for me in the back-back.
Uh, I swallowed, like, a million blood “capsulates”...
Stop saying “diabetes.” You sound like an ass-