Frank's Pretty Woman - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S07E01]

Tiger Woods.

Oh! I think I've been poisoned by my constituents.

Also, I'm gonna become a foot girl.

And although I seem relaxed, I'm actually incredibly tense at all times.

been doing a lot of hummingbirds today. I'm good.

God bless you You were a good whore

And I love boiling denim and banging whores.

I am an actor. My name is Don Cheadle.

and get ourselves a couple of Tommy Bahama shirts.

You have type 2 adult-onset diabetes.

You can be, “Dude, I got bit by a pit bull at a bar.”

Screw your dick-skin jacket, man.

I got salsa on my shirt He got salsa on his shirt!

- This is a chimichanga. - You are becoming a chimichanga!

[Laughing] Shut up, baby dick.

Roxy, this is not Tiger Woods.

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Maybe we could pop those boots off and kick it around a bit.

Now, help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass.

Hey! Your feet are bizarrely huge.

running around inside of our bar.

You want crack? Yeah, crack cocaine.

I'm gonna make that whore my wife.

Even with the diabetes. Stop saying “diabetes.” You sound like an ass-

I got salsa on my shirt. He got salsa on his shirt.