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Know what, man?
And I must say, I do not disagree.
Listen to this.
until I finally cornered him.
Strong as an ox. Got the I.Q. of a handball.
They think I'm a buyer from the West Coast looking to score major weight.
Hey, how you doing?
Then I'll be reading about you.
New partner? You mean the two of us?
I'd say so.
Shit! I can't swim.
If I have a problem, I'll come and see the commander.
Officer Boyd.
Go!
Redneck? Which one do you like?
How you holding up?
Repeat: They are dressed as cops!
Yeah, yeah!
in the great city of Detroit.
it'll double your money easily. Quickest quarter mil you'll ever make.
Two, but they were huge. They were meat packers.
He was a police officer down south, spent a year undercover in the KKK.
Wake me up when it's over.
I don't know.
You probably aren't in there.
They're folded and sealed in shrink-wrap.
Look, can you turn the music off, please!
Hey, you, Boyd.
Height, I'd say about 5'10"?
George, meet your new partner here.
Boyd is such a bad-ass. He could easily win a tough-men competition.
- He doesn't look right for you. - And you do?
We're too old to have shit stains in our drawers.
Yo, what's up, dog. All right, man.
They said you're coming. I'm George Clark.
You probably all recognize me from my show, Detroit A.M.
T, come on, man.
But you're walking the beat. And I'm not letting you out without a leash.
Where you going?
Come on, man. My mama don't even drive my car.
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Officers need help! On the bridge! Shots fired!
- It got a lot of head room. Get it? - Yo, bro.
His identity seems to be a total scam.
- Your buddies are on there. - Heard about your brother Shaun.
Screw that, man! You kill those bastards! They tried to pop us!
Oh, my God.
Orin wanted to question the owner, T.K.
What are you doing?
I wish I had a cat.
You don't have to yell.
None of this Lone Ranger stuff that I keep hearing about.
They keep large quantities of narcotics here at Piper Tech's main vault.
I was in there. The cops shot me. I got shot 16 times.
Her dog gets so freaked out...
Just some shit bird who thinks he got away clean.
I believe you two have already met.
Nobody's forgotten about you.
Strutt's selling the heroin he stole from Piper Tech.
The point is, cops don't uphold the law by breaking it.
I mean, what, do you prefer ofay...
Thanks a lot.
No, it's to make you die.
Hold it. Go on in.
Not bad. I'll see you on campus.
Now, was that cool, or what? Come on!
There's a very serious issue spiraling out of control in this country.
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU MS JOHNSON!
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convince the world he didn't exist."
Making a mistake picking you up for work.
But I'm here now. So let's talk.
The hell with that!
This was taken a few minutes ago at the police evidence locker.
Just in case.
Look, if I wanted to bust you, I'd have brought you in a long time ago.
Nothing. We searched his office, came up empty.
What am I, a shit magnet?
Shaun also has another brother, Leon. Or so I thought.
He's even got a voter's registration card.
Just take some deep breaths, in and out. How do you feel?
See, a lot of people talk about police corruption, but no one ever sees it.
So you can go blind masturbating actually, like the old saying.
He's a good man, a fair man.
- What are you looking at? - Oh, shit, man!
Actually, there are only seven of these for sale in the U.S.
Shit, man!
Done.