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Here, at Hoffman & Turk, we specialize in suing the dead.

Sorry, women might have to deal with a little splash of pee on the rim.

and say we want the government out of our bathrooms.

John Harrington.

- He's dead? - So we can't sue him?

Just not in front of my friends, OK?

- Good. We'll get him tomorrow. - That's it?

Come on, don't give me a ticket!

it's a man's responsibility to put it down.

Who are you mugs?

in a discrete location.

I'll always remember Betsy Donovan's kind nature more than anything.

and follow his mom home to put the toilet seat down.

We need all of your friends and families to sign a petition and kick in $50 each.

Now the blood is on his penis

the sueance is about to begin

No, just need to pee.

The head TSA chief of operations had this to say.

We gotta grease him. Put a hundred in the box.

Meanwhile, outraged civilians are claiming they're finally fed up

They're gonna do something to the potty.