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I told you, you sit on it that way. I told you.
That's exactly how much a sueance cost.
Motherfucker
My pop taught me logging, and his pop before him!
Everywhere he goes, people are telling him he has blood...
So you have that little shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk.
that it isn't a woman's responsibility to see that the seat is down,
You can always sue somebody.
Fluffy And Uranus!
You can't sue me.
I know, the bathroom's the last bastion of American freedom.
Stan loved his girlfriend very much.
Kunsan was the last bastion of the American fighter pilot
Hold on just a second!
expensive.
Pick your coffee up, sir.
if men agree to always sit down to urinate.
Now, let us start.
You say something?
But I thought you seat on the toilet this way.
as our freedoms are stripped away one by one?
managed to get through TSA security
We'll need another $400 tomorrow.
I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.
We would have to perform...
with a baby and a gun on the toilet?
The spirits of the dead are looking over the subpoena.
But the blood's on Clyde's wiener, not mine!
I'm not gonna fall in, I'm not a chick!
Wut