Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gus, that's just weird.
No lesbian sex scenes?
Whoo!
He's a modern-day Yoda. Yeah, yeah.
Do you feel you don't deserve a happy family
Hey! Get off him!
I have yet to perfect the peel out
MITCHELL: It's the sixth inning,
Isn't that great?
Ahh!
like you, paperboy.
I'm going to keel your fambly
Strike out, video boy.
He'll go. Don't be scared. I don't wanna do that.
.
Leave our field, or you'll pay the consequences!
If you know Jarrett, you know his sister works at Pizza Hut.
They got statistics.
Fine. You can eat the Thin Mints
Look at all the joy and hope
Well, Jerry's Lumber just won, 5-2.
Oh, my God. I just saw your head for the first time.
Man. Whoo!
Strike! Strike! Strike!
I started losing my hair when I was 9 years old.
Did you tell him?
Just make some room, honey. I gotta take a peeing long on Shower and Fwench Fwy. What?! Oh no no no no no!
All right, you hit another homer! Oh, yeah!
Oh, wow. Cool.
Strike! [SCREAMS]
ALL: Benchwarmers!
Your hair is like a waterfall.
and he agreed to come and help us run some drills.
If you charge it, people will pay
. .
Now, this is why I wanna start
[GASPS]
[ALL BOYS CHATTER]
Honestly, you have, uh, real natural athletic skills.
Young one...
Heh-heh. Clark used to get beef
Yeah!
Nobody messes with me.
Yah! Three, you're out!
BOY: Get your position down.
Time to meet your makers.
Think they want to beat me up.
I know I'm not on the team anymore...
This house must cost a zillion dollars.
Death to you. Titty twister!
CROWD: Weird guy! Weird guy! Weird guy!
UMPIRE: Strike!
[ LAUGHS] Look at this freak.
Come on! Snap his femur!
[WEEPING] It actually...
David “Rob” Schneider
♪ You're gonna Take their hands ♪
Dang it.
I ticked it
What do you think of the accusations against Gus?
the Benchwarmer official batboy?
You're incredible.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHING]
Can I have tuna fish and Skittles...
Oh.
You're in the bushes!
I didn't do anything, I swear
The Black Uncle Fester.
Are you kidding me?
I thought you meant Central Mountain Time? Don’t you, um, ovulate according to where you were born?
CROWD: Whoa!
in the chest with the ball,
Well, you weren't the nicest kid in school either, Steven.
[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
have set up several websites devoted to your team.
♪ Ain't it true As the sun that shines ♪
My name is Sammy. They call my Sammy Sprinkler.
[TEDDYBEARS STHLM'S HEY BOY PLAYING]
And you didn’t like it
Easy, buddy. Easy.
What's that?
And I just wanna tell all you kids
just like the rest of the kids who mess with me?
[HISSES]
Gracias Albino
N-now, Richie, do you have any kids?
I don't know.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Way to go, man!
And that is why...
MITCHELL: It's Game three.
And now our kids are going through the same tomfoolery.
Gentlemen, it is time
and keep everybody else out?
I like it
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la
Steroids make your wiener small There must be steroids in macaroni
He's never played before.
Let's try not to be too geeky, Clark.
[CHEERING]
ALL: Karl's!
[THE WAKING HOURS' I GOT YOU PLAYING]
Oh.
Okay, cool. Thanks.
[ALL CHEERING]
RICHIE: Hey, everybody, it's Clark and Richie, and we're...
Hey.
Mr. October! Five hundred and sixty-three home runs.
Coming down!
This is the Benchwarmers closest battle yet.
One out! Gonna be two outs!
BRAD: Guys, can you believe this crap?
[BLACK LAB'S GOOD PLAYING]
♪ Oh, I got you
RICHIE: Excellent!
You got it! Come on, over here! Third!
and the final game of Mel's Tournament
Qué!
Maybe this is a sign you should get a car.
That's like saying you've never had apple pie.
Look alive! Coming to you.
This team we're playing today
My ovulation peaks at 6:00 tonight.
Hey, Mel.
♪ Remember the time...
Ya-yeah!
♪ Talk just like me
the way you put Jerry McDowell in his place.
RICHIE: What?
You can do it.
Son, son. You have to get in the batter's box.
and the Benchwarmers cling to a one-run lead.
Don't Make Me a Liar That's not what I'm about
Whoa.
[SOBBING]
Hey, what does beyotch mean?
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
CROWD: Oh!
Run it out! Run! Run it out!
Let's go.
Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas
You think you’re smart because you know words
It was a pleasure to meet you all.
[GASPING] Uh... I...
he didn't ever move on.
Okay, people!
Gus, what should I do with this?
He didn't do the physical warfare.
You could be a terrific ballplayer, buddy.
Or better known as Dragonmaster784.
All right! Yeah!
It's cooler.
and Three Older Guys.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
GUS: You got it! Way to run!
MITCHELL: It's the third inning,
I think we are.
Come on, come on. Let's go, guys.
Oh. Mm.
We'll all go in after.
[SIGHS]
[GAME OVER MUSIC]
He's got documentation
All these punk teenagers are like, Get off our field.
No, no. Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
Does my mother have to sign a permission slip?
♪ Oh, I got you
For years I thought the sun was a monster.
Groans sarcastically
Ha-ha.
No doubt.
Or Wham!
Ow. Ah.
What are you, scared? No.
I-I don't know. I guess how much fun they're having.
[YELPS]
Strike!
It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
or be part of a team.