Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go! Go! Go!
RICHIE: Ah... A-and he's okay.
up in those mountains, in case...
Take this. Nelson. Nelson.
we would have the baby in January.
Wh... What are you gonna do?
Not now Not ever
♪ A little off-center and I'm out of tune... ♪
♪ 'Cause it's not enough to Feel what I'm feeling 'cause ♪
Eight Ball, Bowling Ball...
We're here live in Greenfield for the big game
I didn't do anything. I swear!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Nothing. Just refilling the bar.
Oh. Hey. Well, I'm the management.
I have 86 houses left.
[GRUNTS]
GUS: Howie?
He shouldn't get a new start!
In the pool!
To home runs, beyotch!
Hey, check it out. ...a team of three grown men
Keep it under a billion, it's all I've got. On me
Clark... bend down.
How you feeling?
I would like nothing more than that.
[TAPS GLASS] Hey, everybody!
Coach Bellows, Gus Matthews from the Benchwarmers.
(PENNY LING URINATING)
Better distance that time.
Diarrhea?
Throw it here.
Ow. My hand. Agh.
I thought I'd give you one.
Can I say something?
He's rounding third.
My mom's sending me a text message.
[ALL CHEER]
It’s Gatorade honky, just give me the ball!
I'm in.
GUS: Let's go, Richie! Oh, yeah.
[CHUCKLES]
The people despise me for it.
Let's go racing!
MITCHELL: The ball gets away from the catcher!
Hey. Who the hell's this guy?
And you're also beating them
It's all right, I was safe.
Let me see it.
CLARK: Come on, Gus.
Ho-ho. Look at that.
[SCREAMS]
[YELLING]
If I tried, the kids in my neighborhood
[ALL CHUCKLING]
Ho!
♪ It's all good, good, good Good, good, good ♪
You wanna hear an even bigger one?
Because they're retards.
♪ Hey, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good ♪
David “Rob” Schneider
Oh! MAN: Aw.
I got it. I got it. You got it. You got it.
Never been to a club
Hey, thanks.
How does she keep winning?
Uh, people spit.
He is from the Dominican Republic,
That's my vibe!! Kill him!
Haha thats you russ bus!
Theories
You okay, Richie?
[GROANS]
♪ How can I lose? How can I lose? ♪
I grew up on, uh, the North Pole.
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
BOY: Let's go. Turn two.
MITCHELL: And here's the pitch.
are attempting their first wave ever.
I am 12. He's got documentation.
Hot. Hot.
MEL: Nice try, son.
UMPIRE: Strike!
CJ !!!!!!! Who say my name?
RICHIE: Nelson, get at the plate!
Come on. Come on, come on. Come on.
Benchwarmers win a close one
Touch home plate! Touch home plate!
No Tom i do not want to wrestle.
♪ Show me what you can do
What's the score now, Mel?
didn't taste as bad as you'd think.
don't you respect about me don't don't don't don't but you walk on by will you call my name as you walk on by? darrah narrah dah duurhrh nar anh but you walk on by will you call my name?
I have yet to perfect the peel out
Oh. Uh... That's, uh...
What dog? He's gone. He ran into the bushes.
I'm sorry, honey. We had another game today,
You gotta be kidding me.
[GIGGLING]
♪ Come on, boys, come on
Now, lastly, let's make some noise
♪ Yeah
Hey, Richie, where's your brother?
Excuse me?
MEL: Start here.
A chemical analysis of your pee shows you'd better
[♪]
Well, at least it's not on the roof.
Not now not ever
RICHIE: Oh, my God!
Gu...
Awesome!
And I could hear the sadness in his voice.
All right. See you, Jarrett.
[TALKING HEADS' THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME AN ANGEL PLAYING]
Yes! Oooh!
you won't play on a team next year, you got it?
MOVE YOUR ASS JESS!!!!!!!!
[GAGGING]
Navy SEALs aren't cops. Aren't you our paperboy?
Oh. [CAR ALARM BLARES]
I'm gonna be a dad!
Go, go, go! Go, Nelson!
I remember he especially picked so hard on one kid,
Huh. No. No.
Oh, we're on the front page. No way.
Oh, you just think of that? You're an amazing coach.
Just give me a chance.
Come on, weird guy!
[TEDDYBEARS STHLM'S COBRA STYLE PLAYS]
What does all the way mean?
[♪]
with bullies and being picked on, and whatnot.
Let's strap it on, and beat these three geeks,
[CHUCKLES]
Strike three!
MITCHELL: The pitcher pitches...
[♪]
Bonjour, dudes.
If you charge it, people will pay
a tool like you is ever gonna get.
♪ 'Cause it's not enough to Feel what I'm feeling 'cause ♪
Sammie the sprinkler
is for your catch- and-quick-release skills.
MEL: Run, run.
You might wanna throw a fielder
[Shrieks]
Bring What? YOUR BALLS?
Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus Bus!
because you were weird and smelled, and sat when you peed.
The Benchwarmers were recently rocked by scandal.
and three of you. [CHUCKLES]
Juanny Sins is typing...
You left the house. Good for you.
Come on, run it out!
Yeah, that's the past.
MITCHELL: Two-run lead. Bases are loaded.
[WHIMPERS, GROWLS]
They're not gonna kill you.
[GRUNTS]
ALL [CHANTING]: Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus Bus!
And she can get it whenever she wants.
Number 7 is covering Clark's paper route.
have been excluded from athletic activities.
You shut up.
[BARKING]
I'm K.I.T.T.
Here, give her one of these.