Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And if we don't go, that makes me a liar.

in some nice kid's mouth earlier today.

or I'll wipe it off for you.

This is way better than macaroni.

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la

I have to leave town this week

Bad idea. Call 911!

You think your hot shit cause you know theories

He's got documentation

We don't want that.

And we're like, We'll play you for it.

I’d like a turkey on…ohhh??

MEL: Ladies and gentlemen,

Not a good time.

Oh, yeah. You know what?

I'm sorry, from the bottom of my heart.

That's just Howie.

for the entire county.

[YELLING] [WHIMPERS]

Well, there's a strikeout.

MEL: An official-size stadium, modeled to scale,

Uh, I'd flick it.

so I brought my friend, Carlos.

by Gretchen Peterson.

Gus, what do you think?

It’s ok little guy

Clark... hold the bat.

Yeah, I'm fine.

and sweet and handsome.

Bring it! Suck it!

Yes! Yeah, Gu...! Are you okay?

You stay off my field.

go buy beer and tequila, and come right back.

Carlos... we need tres more outs

I'm going to kill your fantasy team

♪ Come on, boys, come on

[EDDY GRANT'S ELECTRIC AVENUE PLAYING]

Ah, the bully thing affected my life pretty huge.

The kids who warm the bench,

So were you bullied as a kid?

♪ 'Cause I got you ♪

more kids than anybody I knew.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

COACH: Get the ball! Get the ball! Home!

If you charge it, people will pay

of the underworld.

[GIGGLES] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

GUS: Sweetheart, I just found out

I will rip out your throat

This is to teach you speed.

Who wants to wrestle?

That trade was fair if i were blindfolded

Everything you need.

♪ Come on, boys, come on

Are these guys serious about this benchwarmer crap?

I like... salad.

It's a live ball! Run it out! Clark, run it out!

MITCHELL: Nelson leans in and gets his sign.

♪ Nothing can go down

then kids like Nelson and his buddies will get respect.

♪ It's good, good, good Good, good, good ♪

♪ Remember the time We realized... ♪

It's tight, you know.

I thought you meant Central Mountain Time? Don’t you, um, ovulate based on according to where you were born?

I think we got a free stadium!

and welcome to the field the new Benchwarmers!

and jock hands together,

[BOYS CHEERING, LAUGHING]

Gus is up. Clark's on third.

♪ Oh, I got you ♪

Wait. Is badass one or two words?

the heart and soul of the Benchwarmers.

And a strikeout. Whoa. Yeah!

I just destroyed that Porta-Potty,

MITCHELL: Howie, hit by the pitch, forces in the winning run

♪ Tell me what you see

That's my Miata! Kill him!

Whoa, Nerd Headquarters

uh, at least I left there with my sanity.

"Clark, Don't Pick Your Nose In Front Of Me, Please."

And so many of you.

MEL: Gentlemen, yesterday's performance was phenomenal.

you son of a bitch

And keep it under a billion. It’s all I’ve got... on me.

Now, let's go out there styling.

That means garlic bread. Yes!

Why do kids have to be so fricking cruel?

♪ You feel it...

He used that too!

Thats you! Russ bus!

I ticked it again.

You got three more outs.

at my funeral, Richie.

Look, there's room for all of us.

[KIDS CHUCKLING]

It's all I've got...

♪ How can I lose? ♪

MEL: Gentlemen, order any kind of sandwich you'd like.

Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids.

I am starting to get the fever.

Gretchen, you almost had it.

It's about time. Go. You're in, you're in. Give me that.

You never mentioned a landscaping convention before.

It's like Wrigley, Fenway and Yankee Stadium.

How the hell will this work with three guys?

The team discussing their daily plans. Puck after his morning stretches.

♪ Can't you hear you talk too loud? ♪

I'm afraid that if we have kids,

of a bunch of kids

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

REGGIE: Man, you can do it.

Try not to destroy me completely, Mel.

Marcus. No, don't come down!

Ow! Strike two!

Troy, I think he wants some of your famous beef stew.

This is the coolest thing ever.

But what if we don't play,

♪ Yeah, it's good, good, good Good, good, good ♪

♪ Come on, boys, come on

Really, brothers? Yeah.

Time to meet your makers

No, no, no, no.

BRAD: Thattaway. Good job.

He's good. [GIGGLES]

So we're gonna have to hit the road for a few days.

Don't know if you can leave work.

Clark was. I was at home. GUS: They were with me.

RICHIE: We did not get shut out!

Just make some room, honey. I gotta take a leak.

If we use the Force.

You were supposed to be here at 6:00. Remember?

Hey, Dad, come here. Look.

[FARTING] No. Stop it.

What's that? Going to Pizza Hut to celebrate.

♪ How can I lose? How can I lose? ♪

Come on, Nelson, throw it in here!

Hey, no shake for me.

just like I did back in the diz-ay.

Come on, Richie.

♪ Someone to sell you Something ♪

ME giving shubh what he deserves

Not now, Number 7.

I've never seen anybody stand up to Jerry like that.

Take it out on the ball, not his head.

CATCHER: Come on, Kyle, are you okay?

How about the Black Bodybuilding Charlie Brown?

Never spoke to a girl.

So I brought my friend, Holton