Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, his looks too... His looks a little bit too.

Whatever that means.

What are we waiting for?

RICHIE: We'll go on the swings later.

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♪ 'Cause I have got you ♪

[DISTORTED SCREAMS]

Oh, and you didn't?

Thanks for cheering us on. Uh...

I'm 12. Check my birth certificate!

I'd like to beat his ass,

it's one-game elimination.

You're a bad, bad man!

MITCHELL: Welcome to Brookdale for game four.

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Dang it. Nice throw.

I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly

Hey, I bet you're a real good catcher.

Whoa. Nerd headquarters.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

I'd be honored, Mel, but...

Those squirrels are definitely out.

Well, unfortunately for all of us...

Nah, I'm gonna keep this one in play.

Shouldn't you be at home,

Here comes Gretchen with the...

skills last game.

KARL: Let's go, Tommy!

And so, I forgive my new friend, Gus,

as all of you should.

We have a crowd, you guys.

When I was your age,

He just did that steroid free!

It was the coolest, Gus.

Now, listen up.

Carlos, you're drunk!

You and your friend were the ones

Number 7, shakes all around!

We have practice here,

Gus Matthews was easily the biggest bully in Brookdale.

How is standing here gonna teach us speed?

and point us toward the register.

Yeah, dude. He hasn't left the house in six months.

MEL: Don't fall. Come on!

I don't think so.

Benchwarmers baseball is on the internet.

My name is Marcus Ellwood.

Wow, that was a brutal comeback.

Those guys inspired a lot of really nice kids.

Jaunny Sins is Typing...

You're the loser.

Hey, Richie. I look like a mummy.

Guys, if there weren't nerds in the world,

What is this, Children of the Corn?

Oh, you guys are making some noise.

It's cool now. All right, go, go, Gus. Come on!

That's ama-za-zing.

could you tell him to slow it down? did you tell him???

Noma! Why did you leave me.

Thank you, Gus.

Benchwarmers on three.

Now, all of us here in this room

Chris, we have no other choice. Please text Gary, I'll drive

and here's one kid who got his granny's head... (glove hits)

[LAUGHS] [FARTING NOISE]

CLARK AND RICHIE: Whoa!

that I picked on when I was a kid,

Richie! Incoming!

over at the sporting goods store.

Really? Well, thanks, Cassandra.

is about to begin.

I'm gonna throw you one down the middle.

Joe Biden Trying to convince people everything happening is trumps fault.

Better come ready to play!

I have yet to perfect the peel-out.

[CHILDREN SHOUTING]

You can't win football games if you don't play together as a team! You can't win games when you're more concerned about what you're doing afterwards! And you can't learn the plays when you miss practice cause you're sitting in detention! I'm sick of the apathy on this team! If we're not here to win football games, then WHY ARE WE HERE?

RICHIE: And here comes our leadoff hitter

You've never had apple pie?

Let's kick some hairless ass!

Honey, I was just having a little fun.

♪ You're gonna Turn them sideways ♪

and who are now making up for lost time.

I just wanted to say that was great,

I think your hair's the bomb, yo.

I was trying to get under it to rip it into left

the little fella up and quit baseball

Letting a 12 year old drink like that is disgusting

That's our food for the week.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

Ha-ha. I got 11 foul ticks.

or I'll have my 12-year-old nephew kick your ass.

Problem solved, Gus.

uh, Kojak, Mr. Clean, Cream of Wheat Guy,

I know. Sun, bad.

[CHAIN CLATTERS]

♪ Yeah, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good ♪

[CROWD CHEERS, APPLAUDS]

It is. But we wanna have a practice before our practice.

in almost 20 years.

Let me tell you, it's an awesome feeling.

[SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY]

Uh, yeah, of course.

You're welcome.

BOY 1: Strike him out quick. KYLE: Get this guy out.

you will know how painful it is to see them sad.

and could knock the Benchwarmers out of the tournament.

I think there's two. You're a pig.

and have all the fun.

because karma will be catching up with me.

They'll probably build some weird nerd spaceship

What the hell is that?

Can we have your autographs?

GUS: Get up there and take a swing.

This is music to my ear hair.

Oh, my God! What a play!

Oh, my God, you're not kidding! Gus, stop it!

Yeah, because it's huge.

So, what's on your mind, Mel?

I spilled my ice cream.

Edgar, let's get this Gus Bus on the road.

We got 24 hours to build us a ballpark!

give a shout-out to my main salad girl