Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'll be fine. Just watch me.

Why are you spitting on me?

RICHIE: This place is sick, yo.

REGGIE: You got it. You can do it.

Because you're from Colorado.

It sleeps 5 and it's got playstation

from the show Knight Rider.

I mean, not his looks,

One run scores.

Shouldn't you be at home blowing a doll up?

Hey, could I, uh,

Maria!! Why did you leave me?

so... it's okay.

Look at all those albinos

K.I.T.T.: Allow me to introduce myself.

Here you go. There it is.

You've got 24 hours.

Get out of my basement!

[CLARK SCREAMING, PUNCHES]

and Clark Reedy?

You have any reserve players? No.

WHO WANTS TO WRESTLE

what it was like to play ball

I've never actually, like...

Why is this happening?

sandwich... with mayonnaise.

Sammy Sprinkler

Scarlett Witch: You took everything from me! Thanos:

It's a hit parade!

Excellent! That's insane.

Anyway, I told Reggie-Reggie-Oxen-Free

JERRY: This is idiotic.

life is too short to harbor hatred.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

You're really good at baseball. Awesome.

[MAKES BUZZING NOISE]

will not be playing in the game today.

Benchwarmers Get Hizzot

But there are nine of us

Let's go, boys. We gotta be in Candia by 2:00.

He's never played either.

You think you’re hot stuff ‘cuz you know words

GRETCHEN: Oh, okay.

MITCHELL: Top of the sixth. Benchwarmers leading, 7-5.

MITCHELL: Last inning,

I got it! I got it!

MEL: Nelson and his buddies

Are we here? Losers!

When Niggas be like fuck Corona I don’t need a mask

That's my helmet!

I'm here to tell you that it's not a monster.

JR Smith Before George Hill Free Throws

Thank you, Marcus.

You need to go to an AA meeting.

with you three incredible men playing against all

and he is one incredible ballplayer.

Here comes the lead run. And he is...

That was some Barry White shit.

I was a cute kid.

Let's go, guys.

[LAUGHS, MEOWS]

You know, me and the guys have been

That's pretty good. MEL: Just the beginning.

You're supposed to catch it with your glove, not your face.

♪ 'Cause it's... ♪

♪ How can I lose? How can I lose? ♪

I was freakin sleeping!!!

I am not A Real Money Trader

he's brought to all of us.

Hey, if I come to a game,

I saw a hat on my stuffed moose.

What are you scratching, your brain?

It's Gus from grade school.

It looks like the Gus bus ran out of gas

♪ Come on, boys, come on

GUS: All right.

I think I'm gonna puke. Grab my arm.

Watch this. [BEEPING]

WHAT IS THIS, CHILDREN OF THE CORN?

Thanks Copilot You're my best friend

Get up! Get up!

CROWD: Richie! Richie! Richie!

This is Kathy Dobson from Channel 9 news.

Go to your room now! No more XBOX 360 for you.

MITCHELL: Karl's Auto Body, the bad guys,

CLARK: Whoa! GUS: This is it?

BOY 2: We're still in the thing. TROY: It's okay. Next time.

Hang in there, son!

Ah, just a bunch of punks...

You know, when you throw it to me, and I catch it...

Look, I know because of me

God, he's a dick.

Please, hear me out.

Hey, Nelson. Hey, Nelson.

Here you go, Howie.

Sounds good. I suck at social studies.

♪ You're out ♪

Take your base.

This is a present from the Benchwarmers.

I have a pen I have a apple

[CHANTING] Here we go, Richie, here we go!

The bottom of the sixth.

And Carlos is coming up.

What kind of dog? A German Shepherd. He ate these two dogs.

[WHISTLES LIKE R2-D2]

MITCHELL: He's rounding third and heading for home!

You gotta videotape it next time, so I can see.

I'm here to support you.

I'm not here to mess with...

I thought you meant Central Mountain Time.

Gentlemen, welcome to Chateau Shmegmer.

GRETCHEN: Let's go!

How do they keep winning?!