Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were just hitting balls and having fun.

even though the giants made the elves' life hell.

I've never even been on a field.

Yeah, you'd better run.

Definitely. BRAD: Yeah.

♪ Oh, I got you

from the Captain Mighty series.

You’re still a tiny asian girl

♪ You're gonna Hit that home run ♪

We'll just go with it.

Because even though you didn't know it...

That make me a liar And that’s not what I’m about

So we have to beat them to make it to the semifinals.

[TICKING RAPIDLY]

Ow! Strike one!

Slide rules, pocket protectors, pennants.

He jumped all over it with the mean nicknames.

in this tournament?

CLARK: I'm sorry! [MAN SCREAMS]

CROWD: Here we go, Richie, here we go!

And the Benchwarmers win it, 5-4.

It means choke up on the bat a little

♪ Come on, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good ♪

Strike one! Strike two! Strike three!

Another strikeout.

AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT

Come on, strike out this loser!

but my team kicks ass.

MITCHELL: The tying run scores.

Do you need us to call your parents or something?

Sit wherever you please.

Mm-hm. ...I like it.

That would make me a liar

already been started.

Move your ass, Richie!

Here you go, Clark. Thanks, Nelson.

God, it worked! Clark got a hit!

Hot. It burns. It burns.

I'm never taking this off.

Do you remember episode number 38 of Dungeon Wars?

♪ Come on, boys, come on

MAN: Get your Benchwarmers' souvenirs.

Unfortunately, it is on their own home turf.

Hey, Marty, I'm gonna split early, all right?

Dance? We'll beat your ass.

[GRUNTING, GIGGLING]

Oh, my Goodness, you're not kidding! Chikn, stop it! I'm peeing so long, Fwench Fwy.

Whoo! I ain't no virgin now.

I ticked it It hit the bat

URINAL: Hello, Gus. This is the urinal speaking.

I kill your family!

No biggie. Um, what's going on?

The Benchwarmers really need a hit here.

Imagine if we had a boy first,

There you have it. The fire pits.

Instead, our team will consist

I think there's two.

Gus, how sick is this?

Mm. Thank you. Mm.

MEL: Slide if you have to!

I suck at social studies.

I thought your practice was at 4:30.

You think you're hot shit cause you know words

I have yet to perfect the peel out

This is it, kids.

♪ You got yours And you got mine ♪

Cutting the lines***

by attacking your weaknesses.

Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.

One, two, three.

Don't chop at it, It's not a sword

boogers and dingleberries.

KARL: Attaboy! Good job!

That's okay! Good try! Good try!

Oh, hey! That's my helmet!

Ready when you are, buddy!

to make billions.

This place is incredible.

Write my name right here on the ball?

What do you say?

and the Benchwarmers are down by one run,

I was freaking sleeping! [GASPING]

Well, we'll let you get back to work.

They think they can do whatever they want.

Let me see you get really mad.

That would make me a liar And that’s not what I’m about

If you charge it, people will pay

why did you leave me, uh?

Did you say Brookdale?

You think your HOT SHIT Cause you BENCH points

Whoo! I made it! I made it! Yeah! Yeah!

BOY 5: Get him! [ALL YELLING]

And as I cowered in my peanut butter fort,

Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.

LOOKS LIKE THE RUSS BUS IS OUT OF GAS

[DADDY YANKEE'S GASOLINA PLAYING]

Clark, you're lucky I'm a billionaire.

Could you tell him to slow it down?

Whoops! Butterfingers.

We'll play you for it.

in babysitting our triplets in a year or so.

[GONG] [SCREAMS]

We're here with Richie Goodman

in our exclusive internet podcast

♪ Come on, boys, come on

He told me a joke.

I can still catch pop flies.

getting my license for one more year.

Outside Bad Sun Scary

Gentlemen, let's eat.

Everybody, get your butts in here.

[WHISPERS] Carlos.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

I'm already on my third candy bar

Good game. Drive home safe tonight.