Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you charge it, people will pay

[ALL TALKING] Release!

That was a close one. Benchwarmers, 3-2.

Brad have a pool?

The team discussing their daily plans. Puck after his morning stretches.

do you know where I packed my baseball mitt?

All right. Gus Matthews. Sounds familiar.

stone the crows! 3stonethebloddycrows! ark ark ark stone the crows! daddy throw a stone at us we'll be stoned. ark ark ark

My mother said I should hold off getting my license for one more year. You know, just to make sure my reflexes are fully developed."

It’s ok little guy

GUS: It's incredible.

of Little Baseballers

and he challenged the three of us to a game.

CROWD: Beef stew! Beef stew! MITCHELL: Stop it!

Yeah, we got a scrim-im-age .

Come on, guys, let's go. Come on. Run.

Two zillion, actually. [CHUCKLES]

Ow! Not so fast.

I just finished my peanut butter sculpture

All right. See you later, Sammy.

My ovulation schedule has been delayed three days

Nice one, Kyle.

Because you know what it feels like to be left out.

Three of them on three pitches.

Here comes a fastball.

[CROWD CHEERING]

I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily.

You're still out.

♪ Well, I got you

[DEVO'S THAT'S GOOD PLAYING]

Hold, hold, hold, hold. Good job.

I knew guys like that where I grew up.

should be allowed to play baseball

Easy out here. Let's go.

That looks rough, dude. Is it broken?

[CHIKN URINATING]

Richie! Help me!

Never felt more comfortable in my life.

[KIDS CHATTERING]

Someone get his sword.

[SNICKERS] [GASPS]

No, you've got a retarded paperboy,

Will someone tell me how we lost to Dewey County 21 to 7? 21 TO 7! Dewey County hasn't beaten Shiloh since you were in kindergarten! I don't know what you call that junk out there, but it sure wasn't football. Nine dropped passes, four fumbles, three interceptions. THEIR DEFENSE SCORED MOST OF THE POINTS! YOU GAVE THE GAME AWAY!

and swing away.

Hey, Dad, come down to the field, quick.

Where's your coach?

Beyotch yesterday.

You know the best part about winning a baseball game?

Richie hit a four-footer.

the winning run's on third, and it's all up to Howie.

Ar-are you free for lunch tomorrow?

Come on. Heave. Strike two.

♪ Come on, boys, come on ♪

Or Yoda! Or Midget Boy!

When You Hear Clowns Are Near

Good hit, Kyle.

stop eating all that fast food, or you're going to die.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Hey, Liz, honey,

Yes! Yes! He did it!

Oh, that's great. All right.

"Heh. Stay Away From The Fairy Dust, Jerry."

We played an actual game against real people.

♪ And you can say You believe in no one ♪

What is going on?! What is going on?

See you, Nelson. Bye, guys.

CLARK: He did it! He did it!

KYLE: He got a lucky hit.

Strike him out. Strike this loser...

What are you doing?!

Hey. Let's come back here later and hit some balls.

The toilet said so. Yeah.

Dude, this place is huge! Oh, wow.

Tomorrow is egg salad day,

We made your own baseball cards.

Yeah, I... I guess you're right.

GUS: Yeah, baby!

Should somebody call 411?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Good. Really good. What are you doing?

I-It was one of the best days of my life.

but... I guess I could double up on lunch.

♪ You're gonna Take their hands ♪

RICHIE: That's right, there's a pool.

And everybody in the school calls him Midget Boy or Yoda.

but I just wanted you to know that

I... I'm gonna call the cops.

♪ Yeah, tonight's Your big night ♪

OH, I LOVE BEEF STEW!

But I don't know anyone.

BRAD: Let's get it on!

All right! All right.

[CELL PHONE RINGS] Hold on.

This is Gus Matthews,

LOOKS LIKE THE RUSS BUS IS OUT OF GAS

All right, Daytime Emmy.

Y... I was kidding. You can't do that.

of the Benchwarmers.

CROWD MEMBERS: Yeah. Yeah.

Gus, why didn't you play in high school?

These kids showed up, and we scrimmaged them.

I don't need lip from you, son of Satan.

The only guy that's good is that guy there.

when you just took a test you know you failed

If you build it...

Your Soul will Perish in the firepits of the underworld

Why is that so funny?

But I ticked it. It hit the bat.

RICHIE: Woo! Yeah!

Troy, strike this loser out.

RICHIE: All right.

I'll mow this lawn later. Let's take this guy down.

See you, Nelson. Bye.

Oh! UMPIRE: Strike two!

I wanna give you my hat, Marcus.

Swingby if you she-men wanna lose.

We have just been given evidence that one of the men,

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Not a fan.

Last night, we did a story about the Benchwarmers...

What you got? Strike!

I think there’s two

[METAL BANGS] Strike three!

[RICHIE LAUGHS]