Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Put a mask on Don’t be this guy
That was radical.
Hm? [CROWD CHEERING]
Easy, Mel.
[EXAGGERATED SCREECH]
Thanks, Darth.
Only Wayne's Hardware stands between the Benchwarmers
Hey, get him up. [ALL CHATTERING]
RICHIE: It's over! CLARK: Yes!
He has more than paid his dues.
I told Gus we'd be there, Richie.
Letting a 12-year-old drink like that is disgusting.
That's my name. That's my name.
And keep it under a billion.
More like 3600.
He got the wind knocked out of him.
Who say my name?
Yeah Smack It in the Butt
ALL: Ohh!
you were never able to feel
♪ You've been walking out With rewiring ♪
Oh, shit.
Shake hands and have a good game.
KATHY: That's really too bad.
Here we go. BOY 2: Batter up.
you would be my first one.
There must be steroids in macaroni.
I was stupid, Marcus.
[PANTING]
More like 1200.
He’s got documentation
[MAN SINGING IN SPANISH]
who better watch their backs!
Go, Gus, go!
Oh, my God!
[JERRY LAUGHS]
♪ Come on, boys, come on
Goanna stew
We'll have a big welcome-home party for you, Gus.
I'm good. I'm good.
Why are you kicking it?!
Clark, look out!
my wife is the only one who can twist these titties
Is he on your roster?
Outside bad Coronavirus killin people ahhhhhhh
Move your ass, Richie!
Hey! Hey! What the...?
Course I can leave work.
Look at all those Albinos
A Benchwarmer begging for a new start, just like me.
You gotta go.
Uh... how old are you?
for destroying their village,
That means our town gets the stadium!
Stop it! Hold him, Kyle.
KARL: Now, guys,
Come on, let it go!
[GRUNTS]
yes beryl rockrocosksdkerosnekeroseneneckananetterockchopxosksjsdjdxkdodrachoskdmfkffkfkette? what do you want? i want to do some triciling in triflaire.
Can we hit with you?
That's ReggieJackson.
Go, Kyle.
Oogaty-boogaty-boogaty!
Listen.
Strike. Three, you're out!
knocked back into him. [LAUGHING]
Hey, it's Gus, Clark and Richie. We're here to see Mel.
Hey! What the...?
Of doughnuts, in your mouth.
Who...? Hey. Who's on deck?
GUS: Excuse me, can I get a napkin?
We could still win this thing.
where he spanked four consecutive home runs.
Go! Get out!
[GASPS]
It's actually a pretty decent film.
Yeah, I guess so.
♪ Come on, boys, come on
Excuse me. I never hit it.
[CLAPS] MAN 1: All right!
MAN [INSIDE]: Who in the hell is it?!
You could've gone to the Super Bowl.
All right, fine.
Strike!
Mel, if my wife sees this, I'm totally busted.
My mother said I should hold off
What is it, Mother?
Yeah. You're all right.
Hey. There he is.
So I'm gonna waive the late fee.
at Pizza Hut?
Whoa.
We'll see you in game three.
BOY: Around the horn.
Clark, let it go!
I am 12.
I caught it. You're out.
[LAUGHING] No, really. I need a refill.
Benchwarmers vs. Standard Fence at Candia City Park.
Look at that!
♪ Everybody wants A good thing ♪
decided to show up.
I look like a Borack warrior
What about that guy over there eating sun block?
My team practices today at 5.
Let go of me! Nerds!
I'm gonna get you.
I wanted you guys to have a little edge today,
Who is it?
Go to your room now! No more XBOX 360 for you. Go to your room now! No more XBOX 360 for you.
Don't touch me!
♪ But you gotta believe In someone ♪
[FAKE LISPING] I mean, I... I spit when I talk sometimes too, you know?
Clark Reedy. [GIGGLES]
What is this, Children of the Corn?
who knows a thing or two about baseball.
[TERRIFIED] No!
He can't hear us.
Snap his femur!
REGGIE: This next drill, boys,
Come on, really burn it in.
[SHRIEKS]
You mean, Nelson and his buddies will,
Release! Release!
Relax, smarty pants.
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la
Oh. Crazy!
Uh, no.
[♪]
Yeah, I'm fine.
You're definitely busted.
Clark, we have no other choice.
GUS: Oh, man.
And you’re still fat
[SPYMOB'S STAND UP AND WIN PLAYING]
Ow!
On the yellow brick road.
♪ And how can I lose?
of Benchwarmers baseball.
a gay video clerk
I don't even know who you are.
CLARK: Oh. I forgot my floaties.
Farting yes go
Or register-er. [BOTH CHUCKLE]
Beef Stew Beef Stew Beef Stew Beef Stew
(YELP) Poppins - hooray!
Let's get rid of these dogs.
I know. This is the first one.
It's a high fly ball!
♪ I don't care if I ever come back ♪
but his philosophy stuff.
Fresh off the presses of The Daily Shmegmer.
You can go on Nerdly.net, TheBenchwarmers.org,
Oh, no. They don't have anyone else.
[SIGHS]
♪... Thriller was our favorite song ♪
Number 7.
Ta-da!
♪ You can
The hat of a Benchwarmer.
I can't believe I looked up to you.
Buddy, just come with us.
[GUYS GIGGLING]
We have a game tomorrow,
They should let him use his sword.
Holy crap. What is she doing here?
♪ Come on, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good ♪
I can't find it.
Oh! Gah!
Wait till he pitches the ball, retard.
Go! Go! Go home! Go! Go! Go home!
One sounds good. Great.
It's up! Clark! Clark!
[ZIPPER ZIPS]
[SUPERGRASS' ALRIGHT PLAYING]
hey sheeeee
Destroy him!
CLARK: You all right?