Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in the history of the universe.

can I be your scorekeeper and statistician?

MITCHELL: Bad news. The Benchwarmers are behind, 2-0.

Dude, it's Dr. Dre.

what is this blitzcra sk-skhin

Every argument I get in

Clarks hands being taped to his bat

Gracias, albino. Now get lost!

Is he all right?

♪ How can I lose?

Clark, Richie and I

This nerd makes me seem like Rambo.

when you do have them...

I have 20 eyes-closed strikeouts,

He actually teased this one midget boy

Carlos. That's great.

♪ You're gonna Hit that fast one ♪

Come on, ump. He's ducking the ball.

he came to visit me in my basement.

How do you feel after that big win?

♪ Yeah, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good ♪

She's got documentation

It looks great. Doesn't it, guys?

So I brought my friend, Cole

[APPLAUSE, CHEERING] [CRIES]

Hey, thanks, Mel.

W-we'll just play catch off to the side.

ALL: Whoa! Oh, Reggie.

[GROWLING, LAUGHING]

Get out there and annihilate those stinkweeds!

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

five broken windshields and six dead birds.

Be serious. This is important.

The Force is powerful, my young Padawan.

who were excluded from baseball as kids,

Don't swing if it's not in the strike zone.

No! Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Looks just like K.I.T.T.

♪ You're gonna reach on up And take it ♪

You, uh... You have a little smear

Were you Midget Boy or Yoda?

Looks like The Gus bus is out of gas

♪ Oh, I got you

I gotta run. Remember, Gus, 6:00.

My wife's the only one who'll get to twist these man-titties.

You're probably a 39-year-old virgin.

Well, looks like the Three Muske-queers

You just lost your membership at video spot!

Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry.

I'm Gus. Gus Bus.

[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

Hey Noah Washington

GUS: This can't just be about me.

Pick up the ball!

He wants to hurt me. He wants... Safe room.

Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me.

Ha, ha, ha. I heard you stunk.

I'll play the outfield.

RICHIE: We're beating them in strikeouts.

Richie, touch home!

[SCREAMS WILDLY]

We're having macaroni tonight! That means garlic bread, yes!

Hey, she's with me.

you can use 1970

Look like a Barack warrior

That's ridiculous.

♪ Yeah it's good, good, good Good, good, good ♪

Are you serious? [CHUCKLES]

♪ Yeah, it's good, good, good Good, good, good ♪

No, it's Gatorade, honky. Just give me the ball.

[LAUGHS] Richie Goodman

[LOUD CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

Can I let you in on a secret?

So, please, put your nerd

You just lost your membership to Pole Position!

Okay. It's not a monster!

we brought this cause into the public eye.

Where you guys going No, I stay in safe room

What do you say about being

Not now, not ever.

[CHEERING, HOOTING]

Meanwhile, the nerd fans

We'll do the same drills that I did

♪ And how can I lose?

All right, Clark. Here we go. You're the man.

Hey, what can I say? Baseball's in my blood.

Did you say Brookdale?

and a smelly midget.

He's become quite the fart magnet

if you said you were sorry.

Pfft. BOY 2: What a loser.

on Richie's first home run

Cheap-o hit-o, bicicleta.

They're dropping off the cookies I ordered.

Strike three! [CROWD GROANS]

[LISPING] Oh, I'm just seeing

Hey, break it up!

and there's only one field to practice on.

Oh. Okay. But, uh...

so if it's in there I could handle it.

MITCHELL: He scores! Benchwarmers win!

♪ 'Cause I got you ♪

This is a bad idea. They look tough.

Let's go, Richie!

Well, I would hope not, uh,

♪ Come on, boys, come on

Sorry. I spit a lot when I speak.

I just destroyed that Porta-Potty,

Marcus, stop trying to cast spells.

not with my face, but with the glove

Beef stew! Beef stew! Beef stew! Beef stew!

♪ Come on, hit me

Let go! [LAUGHS]

and fly it to... To Planet Booger or something.

Because you'll always be my best friends.

♪ Sha-la-la-lee...

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

Never had a date.

Um, the whole bully thing, and jocks.

Howie. Listen. Take this money,

Pulled something. Used to run track.

If we can beat them at their own game,

I will rip your throat out!

I'm gonna go ask our team.

Oh, I love beef stew.

You have to try it at least once.

totally 100 percent kissed a girl before.

Whoa. Dude, you smell like beer.

That's so cool.

I’d like a turkey on whit......

Scarlet Witch: You took everything from me Thanos:

We're having macaroni tonight!

There we go! Nice! Go! Run!

And a strikeout.

My name is Sammy. They call me Sammy Sprinkler.

make yourselves at home. Whoa.

I think we'll be fine.

MITCHELL: And Richie scores! That ties it up, four to four!

♪ Set me free

Clark, we don't play baseball.