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Obviously, I don't mean the jewelry.
But what if we went to a place
Wait, wait, wait. What?
- I think I have a fight to catch.
I was the one with the pretty nails
- Maggie, please.
Jessie.
The menus are blank because I serve only what I desire.
- You know, guys, I bet if you pull up the hardwood floors here,
because we are having a great time.
Oh.
Who is that? MAN: Hey, it's Jeff.
- Oh, okay.
- Well, you're psychic. It's fine.
- He's been in the car this whole time?
- Oh, good, Jack. Get over here.
- Yeah, he loves it.
but practice makes perfect.
The restaurant made you work on your birthday.
because I really see her as an office manager
Woo!
Oh, I really wish I could be there for Eunice, though.
Cheerleader and mascot. Not who you think.
You know what? Maybe you could just, like, scooch by their table
- What do you mean?
- No, I don't want to fight. That's why I canceled on you.
I don't know why she does that. She knows how much I hate people.
- What's going on? Am I missing something?
Welcome.
- Night, sweetie. - Nighty-night, honey.
I've... I've actually come down with something,
You, me, Thursday night? A real date?
But it's coming from a genuine place of love.
this is supposed to be the best pan-Asian spot in town.
and take a little secret video and then text it to me
All the most important people in my life are Pisces.