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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Isn't your date tonight?
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Dad.
- It's kiss and make up, not kiss in make-up.
You always break up with people for some petty reason
so, um, honey, maybe we should get going.
and turn it on someone else.
and they don't break up.
- Wait, is it our anniversary?
and I walked up the stairs. - Huh.
Especially if I had a whole outfit.
- Honey, sit down.
- Isn't she great?
- I will just take a single jumbo king cone.
This place sucks.
- Yes. I already watched my programs.
[both laugh]
I'll miss you Sunday.
Few Mai Tais in, all three shirts come off.
- What are you missing?
A boozer.
- Well, the only reason I didn't want to see you
- A fight. Oh, I love that for you.
If you want to celebrate that it's Thursday,
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