Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How many years are you celebrating?
- What is happening?
- Because she probably doesn't want it to happen again.
- Ugh. - Let's get out of here.
- Right. Another person, like a woman?
- Remember Shawn? - I remember Shawn.
MAN: [on laptop] Ah, yeah, it's gonna be a good time.
- Ooh, how did you get away?
Um, I'm calling to see if my husband and friend are getting along.
- Can we just take the spotlight off of me
- First kiss when you got your braces put back on at 22.
Here, give me your number.
- So not a real anniversary.
- Now, I know we usually like to eat on the street.
And then I no longer have a social life here.
Please draw a sad face.
I call her the Maria-cle Worker.
Oh. Well, I guess you weren't working yet or you would remember.
Shouldn't you be shaving your legs while listening to Lemonade?
- Oh no, not Daniel. - I know.
- I know, but I'm not your cultural touchstone.
The name of my restaurant, Yùwàng, actually means desire.
- I'm just saying, Dave and I would love to take you to dinner tonight.
- Why not? It's our history.
- Um, excuse me.
[gasps]
MAGGIE: Guys, help me.
JESSIE: Okay, if this is a closet, what have I been living in?
and I was afraid that he would break things off.
- Ooh, you're taking me to Home Depot?
- Okay. Well, I don't care about that.
- Voila. Welcome to my closet.
How is that an unusual request?
- Looking for a friend? - What?
and, you know, passed it around to have the summer of our lives?
What if we, um,
- Well, what about tomorrow night?
Oh.
so I'm hiding the expensive ones in here.
- Uh, I'll take two ice cream sandwiches.