Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's no tooth fairy, you guys. There, I said it.
I mean, what if I'm just part of my parents' reality?
Come on! Get your stuff together! This is gonna be tits!
- Dude, just stop thinking about it. - But I can't.
- What? - What the hell is he talking about?
Look at what the tooth fairy left me last night!
All right, everyone, keep your eyes peeled.
Oh! It's the tooth fairies!
We believe that there can be only one logical reason for all of this.
- Two dollars! - No way!
Billy is in desperate need of a bone marrow transplant,
Because what if thinking about it is the only thing
Dan Akawa is live.
Okay, the string is tied to Kenny's tooth.
Hmm hmm hmm! No salt!
Finally tonight, a human interest story.
What have I told you about drugs?
Look, any shmuck can sneak through a window wearing a pretty dress.
We were there first!
Cartman, once you're in the kid's room,
What the... Who's there? Who is that?
- Oh, crap! - Give it up, kids!
In about 10 years
Come on, you really think anyone will fall for something that stupid?
We gotta get that sick kid's tooth fairy money before Loogie does.
Just kidding.
How the hell are you gonna get all that
Knock you over, knock you all around
put our tooth under his pillow,
Ha! You guys don't even know how the tooth trade works!
And now it's all exposed. You're through.